How can one little-ish toddler produce a nappy explosion that not only bursts out of both ends of his nappy - it goes over his trousers, t-shirt, cot sheet, cot bars etc etc! He looks like an angel but stinks like a demon!

and why does he have to take a dump whilst hes taking a nap! Im getting to deal with these horrors every time he wakes up lol!

awwwww bless the little angel!!!!!!!

Yes they can and it happens frequently.
Mine would wait till I was out and about before the blowout happened and it was up the back and out the sides, I'd be down to two wet wipes and one last nappy (if that)
My poor bub has ridden home wrapped in a burp cloth or a blanket more times than I'd like to recall.
My worst was taking off the nappy before the explosion was done, it was poop city, my glasses, hair, the cot, everything. Of course the older son (who was 6) found it to be the best fun ever.

or in our daughter's case, why do they have do all that twice during one seven hour flight from Glasgow to Newark

I am using this info. as birth control right now.

Every time I walk into Bub's room it stinks like nothing on earth. In the morning to get him up and after he wakes up from nap time.
How can they do it while they are asleep?

I shouldn't complain too much CPS will probably be coming to get him after his father let him fall off his trike last night and burst his nose and lip in one swift move. Then takes him a walk once I clear the blood up and gets talking to his buddy and bubs takes the opportunity to toddle into the street, after he is retrieved and hubs is supposed to be looking after him he sources a piece of dog poop and eats it! All this and hubs is delighted that we are having another!
Son number 3 arrives late December. God help me!

well sprog number 3 arrives for us in early jan - so i must be as mad as you lol!
(I think the stink has rotted my brain).

This is no laughing matter


These "explosions" can happen to healthy adult males as well.

Especially after 9 pints of Guinness and a Vindaloo

Another Bloody Yank would love this thread he loves anything to do with crap tales

....and shooting things.

Just got back from a 7 night/7 curry escapade in London with the most predictable of consequences....

take the Grange Hill approach........ just say no

you lucky bugger

You lucky bugger


Assuming a large intake of ale prior to each curry I can only imagine the cleansing process your intestines went through.

Could probably eat sushi off of your colon

It's at times like this that I am reminded how happy I am to have finally potty trained my third and last child. And I mean LAST child...

And don't start talking about seven hour flights. I had repressed those memories.

My 3rd didn't require training! At 19 months she popped up onto the toilet like a bloody gymnast and plopped one in

No seat, no steps, no help......I guess she just got tired of shitting around in her own poop