Tiger joke!
Nov 28th 2009, 9:11 pm
#1
I love Marmite, she don't
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Tiger joke!
Did you hear, Tiger Woods, at the Garage Open today; took 4 strokes down the driveway, hit water, bounced off a tree, landed badly in the rough, but still got out of trouble, smashing his way out with his wife's club.
He should have used his own driver
He should have used his own driver
Nov 28th 2009, 9:45 pm
#2
I love Marmite, she don't
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Re: Tiger joke!
I'm a crap joke teller but I'm up for you lot finding an awesome one;
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And the officer asked Tiger if he hit the tree because he was caught in a bad lie
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And the officer asked Tiger if he hit the tree because he was caught in a bad lie
Nov 29th 2009, 12:51 am
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Pedantic Moron
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Re: Tiger joke!
Those aren't even worthy to be called jokes.
Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
Nov 29th 2009, 2:55 am
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Boomshacalaca!!
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Re: Tiger joke!
He putts better than he drives... 
the gossip columns are saying that the mrs attacked him with his club over allegations of him having an affair/mistress and so he decided to leave and she continued to hit his car with golf clubs et viola... like I said, just the gossip columns. Don't know, 'don't care.
the gossip columns are saying that the mrs attacked him with his club over allegations of him having an affair/mistress and so he decided to leave and she continued to hit his car with golf clubs et viola... like I said, just the gossip columns. Don't know, 'don't care.
