Seattle Caffiene Freaks
Jan 23rd 2008, 6:26 am
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Jan 23rd 2008, 6:56 am
#17
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Re: Seattle Caffiene Freaks
How's that for creativity.
Jan 23rd 2008, 7:17 am
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Re: Seattle Caffiene Freaks
Picture this....Mr. Krispy Kreme and Mrs. Dunkin Donut Coffee had a set of fraternal twins. Both of them had talents in making donuts and coffee. However one was better at one thing than the other. Krispy Kreme Jr. was better at making donuts and Dunkin Donut Jr. was better at making coffee. Despite having been related the two disliked each other and went into business for themselves instead of combining the best of two worlds. Because of this separation most customers end up making two trips because those two can't get along. How's that for creativity.
How's that for creativity.However, disaster was soon to strike as they lost their home in the sub-prime crisis. Cold and hungry, addicted to heroin and crack cocaine, they decided to plough their last few hundred dollars skag money into a donut and coffee stand called Donuts and Kreme. This venture failed miserably and they divorced bitterly. Boy, did it get ugly!!!
Well, long story short they opened up two different shops flogging shite donuts and piss coffee and america loved it. They were invited back to the annual soap awards dinner the following year but each refused to attend if the other was going to be there. They now live quiet lives in the hampshires where Mrs Donut grows orchids and Mr kreme is a raging transvestite.
I could go on but it would only get even more boring. I really must start drinking again
Jan 23rd 2008, 7:22 am
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Re: Seattle Caffiene Freaks
Okay, here goes. Mr krispy Kreme, and Mrs Dunkin Donut, met during a star studded annual soap awards dinner. Their eyes met across the crowded room at which point they both immediatly began to salivate horribly. After being asked to leave by that guy with the big white teeth from Days Of Our Lives, they spent a long night discussing the joys of coffee and donuts over.....you guessed it.....coffee and donuts. Their love grew and grew despite the bad quality fare and before long they were married. Being such a modern couple they decided that Mrs Donut would keep her name.
However, disaster was soon to strike as they lost their home in the sub-prime crisis. Cold and hungry, addicted to heroin and crack cocaine, they decided to plough their last few hundred dollars skag money into a donut and coffee stand called Donuts and Kreme. This venture failed miserably and they divorced bitterly. Boy, did it get ugly!!!
Well, long story short they opened up two different shops flogging shite donuts and piss coffee and america loved it. They were invited back to the annual soap awards dinner the following year but each refused to attend if the other was going to be there. They now live quiet lives in the hampshires where Mrs Donut grows orchids and Mr kreme is a raging transvestite.
I could go on but it would only get even more boring. I really must start drinking again
However, disaster was soon to strike as they lost their home in the sub-prime crisis. Cold and hungry, addicted to heroin and crack cocaine, they decided to plough their last few hundred dollars skag money into a donut and coffee stand called Donuts and Kreme. This venture failed miserably and they divorced bitterly. Boy, did it get ugly!!!
Well, long story short they opened up two different shops flogging shite donuts and piss coffee and america loved it. They were invited back to the annual soap awards dinner the following year but each refused to attend if the other was going to be there. They now live quiet lives in the hampshires where Mrs Donut grows orchids and Mr kreme is a raging transvestite.
I could go on but it would only get even more boring. I really must start drinking again
Jan 23rd 2008, 7:26 am
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Jan 23rd 2008, 7:27 am
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Re: Seattle Caffiene Freaks
Okay, here goes. Mr krispy Kreme, and Mrs Dunkin Donut, met during a star studded annual soap awards dinner. Their eyes met across the crowded room at which point they both immediatly began to salivate horribly. After being asked to leave by that guy with the big white teeth from Days Of Our Lives, they spent a long night discussing the joys of coffee and donuts over.....you guessed it.....coffee and donuts. Their love grew and grew despite the bad quality fare and before long they were married. Being such a modern couple they decided that Mrs Donut would keep her name.
However, disaster was soon to strike as they lost their home in the sub-prime crisis. Cold and hungry, addicted to heroin and crack cocaine, they decided to plough their last few hundred dollars skag money into a donut and coffee stand called Donuts and Kreme. This venture failed miserably and they divorced bitterly. Boy, did it get ugly!!!
Well, long story short they opened up two different shops flogging shite donuts and piss coffee and america loved it. They were invited back to the annual soap awards dinner the following year but each refused to attend if the other was going to be there. They now live quiet lives in the hampshires where Mrs Donut grows orchids and Mr kreme is a raging transvestite.
I could go on but it would only get even more boring. I really must start drinking again
However, disaster was soon to strike as they lost their home in the sub-prime crisis. Cold and hungry, addicted to heroin and crack cocaine, they decided to plough their last few hundred dollars skag money into a donut and coffee stand called Donuts and Kreme. This venture failed miserably and they divorced bitterly. Boy, did it get ugly!!!
Well, long story short they opened up two different shops flogging shite donuts and piss coffee and america loved it. They were invited back to the annual soap awards dinner the following year but each refused to attend if the other was going to be there. They now live quiet lives in the hampshires where Mrs Donut grows orchids and Mr kreme is a raging transvestite.
I could go on but it would only get even more boring. I really must start drinking again
Jan 23rd 2008, 8:18 am
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Re: Seattle Caffiene Freaks
And here I thought this thread was about me
I'm such a caffeine freak I can't wait to go out to get my fix. I have my espresso machine which I tell my OH actually saves money (Well its what I told him
) as I rarely buy any out anymore.
I'm such a caffeine freak I can't wait to go out to get my fix. I have my espresso machine which I tell my OH actually saves money (Well its what I told him
) as I rarely buy any out anymore.
Jan 23rd 2008, 10:13 am
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Re: Seattle Caffiene Freaks
Ahh Lisa, you know us salford types, always chatting pure shite mate lol
You honor me m'dear. I am hoping it's my arse to which you refer rather than my bad language
(see what I mean Lisa ha ha - we just cant help ourselves
)
(see what I mean Lisa ha ha - we just cant help ourselves
)
Jan 23rd 2008, 10:39 am
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Re: Seattle Caffiene Freaks
you my friend are just dribbling....
and I'm glad you do...
Jan 23rd 2008, 10:46 am
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Re: Seattle Caffiene Freaks
How's things ....
Jan 23rd 2008, 10:51 am
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Jan 23rd 2008, 10:52 am
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