Brit3964

"With her daughters now grown up, the Duchess is considering moving to the US and basing herself in either New York or Los Angeles."

And how? There ain't no ex-royalty-only visas. Does she actually work? I guess she might qualify for an E visa based on her book writing skills. Maybe she could become a plumber and then want to move to Florida

Poppy girl

The news here said last night that she had been offered numerous deals and options in the US and that the US love her

I bet as JG and a few others said she will be on Dancing with the stars or American Idol maybe the bookies should pick on it!

Jerseygirl

Probably the same way Simon Cowell will get Cheryl Cole over here...$$$$$$$$'s...money talks.

Ash UK/US

Good point

DeadVim

Althorp ... how much do I win?

Tegwyn

I understand she is doing her bit on Oprah on Tuesday. More than her 10 minutes of fame.

DeadVim

Two overrated bints making money from losing and gaining weight ... marvellous

Lothianlad

Which is a lot more than we do over here....why else would the British media (as subtle and as stylish as ever) refer to her as the Duchess of Pork.

Tragically she returned to these shores a couple of days ago still claiming penury and penance but still not admitting that throughout her circus performances here in the UK she has always been the author of her own misfortune.....a rampant heifer in a china shop.

Some blame must also be attached to Airmiles Andy (doing anything for a free ride) like so many others within the British Royal Family he is not over blessed with intellect or academic ability*, or even good taste as was proven to be the case following his ill fated marriage to Sarah...both in turn have inflicted embarrassment on the British Establishment and the Royal Family, and especially The Queen herself who, at 84 years of age, could now well do without all this crap.

It really does seem to us over here that the Duchess would be much happier living permanantly in the USA, and her happiness would be shared by most Brits, if not all, if only because it means we were shut of her for good and all. If the Americans love her so much, and she goes before them with her sob stories about being "blootered and in the gutter" on the Oprah Winfrey Show then they are welcome to her!

For heavens sake gives us all a break over here by giving her a green card, a plethora of lucrative deals, and a season ticket to the World Series Championships or whatever you call it over there.

PS: If she successfully applied to become an American citizen she would lose her Royal title would she not? Plain old Sarah, the lass from Dummer.

Jerseygirl

Just seen a clip from the Oprah show. Fergie's transformation is remarkable...the make up artists should get a medal. Although the only movement on her face is her bottom lip.

She's blames her 'mistake' on booze. Hmmmm...I'm sure I read she'd met the guy previously when they were both in the UK and that she'd put the offer to him then. Then they got together again when they were in NYC so she could get her hands on the money.

Leslie

The thought of those two vapid media tramps on TV at the same time makes me stab kittens.

AmerLisa

News to me, mate. And besides, she couldn't afford the health insurance.

Sally Redux

She underlines the flaws in the concept of monarchy. No-one would want to be ordered around by her, surely.

CelticRover

Yes, but you are not suggesting dealing with it, 'a la francais', are you?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPd4V...eature=related

Sally Redux

DeadVim

If they could breed (clear that mental image) then do you reckon the result would be a light grey non-annoying female at roughly their "target weight"?

Or just a super-sized light grey crack whore with permanent thrush?