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Old Dec 24th 2002, 5:38 pm
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Default OT: Politically Correct Christmas Wishes

In response to the recent postings about the religious aspect of Christmas, may I offer this wish in an attempt to not offend anyone :-)

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all ..... and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great, (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wish.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

Happy Christmas everyone :-) Pete & Carla
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Old Dec 24th 2002, 8:07 pm
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Pete,
Thats very good. Reciprocities tossed back atcha....I like your humor.
We are about to dig in to our "Swedish" Christmas dinner here, open "some" gifts
tonite, and have the "American" (whatever) Christmas tomorrow, Also my wife
Nina's birthday is December 25. We have stepson Henrik and his girlfriend Kia,
here from Gothenburg, and this is very nice.
Mike
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merry christmas
happy new year
to all
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On Tue, 24 Dec 2002 18:38:20 +0000, Pete F wrote:

    >In response to the recent postings about the religious aspect of
    >Christmas, may I offer this wish in an attempt to not offend anyone :-)

(..big ole snipperooo...)

    >Happy Christmas everyone :-) Pete & Carla
 
Old Dec 24th 2002, 9:27 pm
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Hahahahahaha!! LMAO!! Merry Christmas to you too!

-Harry
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