OT: Need a Laugh?? :):)
Jun 14th 2003, 6:34 pm
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OT: Need a Laugh?? :):)
There was a woman who, having gotten tired of the same old-same old kind of
man, took out a personal ad in her local paper. "Wanted: A man who won't
run around on me, won't beat up on me, and is good in bed."
A few weeks passed with no interest in her ad, when one day, her doorbell
rang. Opening the door, she found a man sitting in a wheelchair. He had no
arms and no legs!!
"May I help you?", she asked him.
"I'm here to answer the personal ad you placed", he answered.
"Well, I asked for a man who wouldn't run around on me", she said.
"I have no legs, so I can't run around on you", he said.
"I asked for a man who wouldn't beat up on me", she continued.
"I have no arms, so I can't beat up on you", he rebutted.
"Yeah, but I also asked for a man who would be good in bed", she said.
"Well...", he said, "... how do you think I rang the doorbell??"
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*giggle... Have a GREAT day!!
- shani
man, took out a personal ad in her local paper. "Wanted: A man who won't
run around on me, won't beat up on me, and is good in bed."
A few weeks passed with no interest in her ad, when one day, her doorbell
rang. Opening the door, she found a man sitting in a wheelchair. He had no
arms and no legs!!
"May I help you?", she asked him.
"I'm here to answer the personal ad you placed", he answered.
"Well, I asked for a man who wouldn't run around on me", she said.
"I have no legs, so I can't run around on you", he said.
"I asked for a man who wouldn't beat up on me", she continued.
"I have no arms, so I can't beat up on you", he rebutted.
"Yeah, but I also asked for a man who would be good in bed", she said.
"Well...", he said, "... how do you think I rang the doorbell??"
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*giggle... Have a GREAT day!!
- shani
Jun 14th 2003, 7:58 pm
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Re: OT: Need a Laugh?? :):)
Thanks!! I heard that one quite a few years ago. I was reminded of
it from my sister the other day, and I thought... what the heck. If I can
use a good laugh these days, I'm betting y'all could use one too!!
- shani
"MVStolar" wrote in message
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> great joke! ha ha marian
I heard that one quite a few years ago. I was reminded ofit from my sister the other day, and I thought... what the heck. If I can
use a good laugh these days, I'm betting y'all could use one too!!
- shani
"MVStolar" wrote in message
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> great joke! ha ha marian
