I was cut up today, so I gave a "Winston" a two fingered salute to the berk in front

Why does everybody use the middle finger??

Nothing I like better to give the old "two fingers"

Its a good tension reliever

and I learnt today that BITCH is a rude word over here,

xx Sarah

so is "COW" apparently..

if ur doing the two fingers, dont let me stop u doing the bitch to go with it too!!

I love being a bitchy COW, moo xx Sarah

Like I said in a bar.......You call that a Cock??????

oh jeez, have u met my sister?

although i would love to have been a spectator to that

It was a Southern Tennessee guy I chatted up, he got horny and kept shifting his position on the bar stool, saw a little ridge

OMG it was sooo funny it stood up like a little soldier

He went redfaced after I said my piece

just a little soldier then and not a warrior

yeah, not even a chipolata had bigger cigarettes than that LMAO

and probably circumsized... and probably wearing whities!!!! and white socks and black shoes

Your local TPE club might be a better place for you to relieve your tension with like-minded adults.

ok this is going to bite me i know.. TPE???

They won't know what to do with you Sarah!!!! That bloke is possibly seriously contemplating whether or not to go on living.... Americans cannot handle the truth that bluntly!

Everyone who isn't familiar with European culture probably thinks you are giving the peace sign. The middle finger alone is unambiguous.

Well have a look at:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TPE

It probably is NOT the Trans-Pennine Express....

See, because I'm a travel agent I thought Taipei.

[QUOTE=snowbunny;4804846] That bloke is possibly seriously contemplating whether or not to go on living.... Americans cannot handle the truth that bluntly!

/QUOTE]

Nor can most men......