Mobile death trap!
#17
Ain't that the truth. I was living in the DC area at the time and had to go the distance of 10 miles. That distance took me 2 hours to accomplish. I could have finished a movie or watched at least three half hour sitcoms.
#18
I always wanted the air lift thing to make my car go up and down, 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM6e_QE9ev0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM6e_QE9ev0

They paid their money but had to go past the pick-up window as the car wouldn't stop going up and down.
When I got to the pick-up window the guy asked me where they went....

When I went out the parking lot the car was parked but still going up and down
#19
I must be getting to be an old fuddy duddy...I think TV's in cars (except for a DVD in the back for the kids) ought to be outlawed, as well as cell phones, McDonalds/etc food eating, stereos for anyone under 25 (they all should be forced to listen to AM talk radio golden oldies or Mozart...under 70 decibels), make-up application, checkbook balancing, laptop typing, text messaging....and any other distraction that may cause all of the other idiots in the world to launch their 75 MPH, 3000 pound guided missile towards me and my family.








