Englishmum

I had a giggle when I read this report in 'The Times':

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/lif...cle6373420.ece

OK....which guy who posts on here would dare to do some 'Manscaping'? Ray, perhaps?

PS: it's easier to bear the pain if you take some Advil/Tylenol etc. half an hour before being waxed

Ray

Over half the Men on BE have a “Crack, sack, and back" every few months
epecially the poofters .... allegedly...

We are all so tough we don't need no girly pills
We laugh at the pain

paddingtongreen

Especially when it is others who are in pain.

Tarkak9

...Who wants a Klondike bar??............

Optimus Prime

""Then I asked around a bit, and discovered that a truly alarming number of my male friends were already tending regularly to their dark and musty backwaters. “Crack, sack, and back,” said one LA-based mate. “Get it done every month. I want my girlfriend’s to be as clean as a whistle, so I can hardly go around looking like the Beast of Bodmin, can I?” He then proceeded to inform me of a trimming device he had purchased from Amazon, which he described as the Ballmaster 3000. Never in my life had I ever felt so, well, married.""

He's been in poncy LA too long. A "Ballmaster 300" FFS!!!

I use a rusty old bic on the Kojak twins and if I can't find one then a bit of foam and the bread knife.

another bloody yank

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Ridski

When you see it, you'll crap your pants?

Bob

Triple crown king speaking from experience

BigBarry

"Holds up hands"

I do it but do it myself. I wont go into detail unless requested as I havent posted on here long enough to know what I should and should not say!

snowbunny

Barry.... this is the thing people really want to know ... not the price of bananas in Australia or why they can't find Oxo in America. Don't let the title of the forum fool you.

BigBarry

I CAREFULLY do my jaffas with the bic (I use that "head shave" shaving cream. I think its got a bit of mint in it. The cooling feeling is, well, quite pleasant.

Also do belly and chest the same way

Its a number 2 with the clippers on the rest of the nether regions and armpits.

Job done...5 mins with clippers then 10 mins in shower with bic.

The result, a smooth hunk of burning flatulence!

Macca67

Barry - tell them all this when you go for your GC interview. It's a guaranteed winner and doors will open!

BigBarry

Too late, I already had it!

Lets be honest, its common courtesy. i wouldnt venture south on my lady if it resembled a chuffing privet hedge would I?

I have to make it look inviting (well that and shaving some pubes makes it look a bit bigger)

Sally Redux

What's wrong with a nice privet hedge????

BigBarry

If its been kept neat, nothing