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Janek66 Jan 29th 2009 8:18 am

Re: Man Cold...
 
aren't they all terminal with men?

tonrob Jan 29th 2009 8:31 am

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Originally Posted by Janek66 (Post 7227148)
aren't they all terminal with men?

Come on woman - let's have some sympathy! ;)

Jerseygirl Jan 29th 2009 8:31 am

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Originally Posted by tonrob (Post 7227114)
Well, it's a terminal cold, if that makes any difference. How you mock the afflicted.... :(

That sounds more like it. Feel better soon. :)

Captain Cheesestick Jan 29th 2009 8:40 am

Re: Man Cold...
 
Whenever I have a cold and complain to my wife she says, "ok....now imagine that for no real reason the doctor just gives you an episiotomy....stop complaining."

Janek66 Jan 29th 2009 8:57 am

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Originally Posted by Herpes Simplex (Post 7227213)
Whenever I have a cold and complain to my wife she says, "ok....now imagine that for no real reason the doctor just gives you an episiotomy....stop complaining."

lmao! Brilliant reply.

katieuk Jan 29th 2009 9:15 am

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Originally Posted by Herpes Simplex (Post 7227213)
the doctor just gives you an episiotomy....."

...without an anaesthetic:mad:

another bloody yank Jan 29th 2009 9:40 am

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Originally Posted by Herpes Simplex (Post 7227213)
Whenever I have a cold and complain to my wife she says, "ok....now imagine that for no real reason the doctor just gives you an episiotomy....stop complaining."

Ah, the last resort of desperation, the argument ender, playing the "I gave birth" card...:sneaky: We can never top that one can we? Just tell her that her taintectomy doesn't make your illness any less valid.:sneaky:

cindyabs Jan 29th 2009 9:42 am

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Originally Posted by sime303 (Post 7226594)
Cindy took a bullet for me yesterday.

Glad to be of service matey, ;)

Captain Cheesestick Jan 29th 2009 9:45 am

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Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 7227392)
Ah, the last resort of desperation, the argument ender, playing the "I gave birth" card...:sneaky: We can never top that one can we? Just tell her that her taintectomy doesn't make your illness any less valid.:sneaky:

I tell her I'd pierce my taint for her if it'll make her feel better.

another bloody yank Jan 29th 2009 9:48 am

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Originally Posted by Herpes Simplex (Post 7227408)
I tell her I'd pierce my taint for her if it'll make her feel better.

It wouldn't be enough... until you pop an infant out of your butt don't bother trying...

Captain Cheesestick Jan 29th 2009 9:49 am

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Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 7227416)
It wouldn't be enough... until you pop an infant out of your butt don't bother trying...

I'm always up for a dare......

zargof Jan 29th 2009 10:04 am

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Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 7227392)
Ah, the last resort of desperation, the argument ender, playing the "I gave birth" card...:sneaky: We can never top that one can we? Just tell her that her taintectomy doesn't make your illness any less valid.:sneaky:

I just reply with the fact while yes you were in labour for over 40 hours, I had to listen to you scream in agony for all that time, which meant I couldn't sleep...

ironporer Jan 29th 2009 10:05 am

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Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 7225786)
:.... and I sure as hell wasn't gonig to drive back home in the morning rush/snow mess.

Does Frankford have a rush hour? Perhaps an early morning cattle crossing??:lol:

cindyabs Jan 29th 2009 11:34 am

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Originally Posted by englishinfl (Post 7226583)
You're alive? :D
I actually thought you'd gone down with something too ;)

AOL went wonky, no response or some such foolishness, :frown: I went out plowed the back 40 and it was still stuck. :mad: Said phooey and went to bed and slept for nearly 3 hours!

another bloody yank Jan 29th 2009 12:44 pm

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Originally Posted by ironporer (Post 7227460)
Does Frankford have a rush hour? Perhaps an early morning cattle crossing??:lol:

That about sums up Frankford... Unfortunately, I work in STL.


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