Actually it's bad for your tender parts. The white is bleached, so a natural green option would be okay too ... but the dye needed for the colors is the no no.

I think it is compulsory for you to buy Mega size honey 'cos according to many on this forum Houston is a "shit hole" so you need to stay well prepared

Well it IS at the 'bottom' of the nation innit?

I guess another way to put it is "arse-end"

Yeah but can I spare that much room in my hurricane supplies after all the season starts all over again on June 1st

I have only just finished drinking all the water we were given after Ike last year and now you are already talking about this year...

(at least I know who to call if I run out of loo-rolls)

OK, this is really geeky, but I look at the shelf price tag, which has per unit pricing. It *should* help you get an idea to compare with. It's also helpful when there is a sale.

Agree.. the dyes in the colored paper can give some girls trouble 'down there'.

oops, late to the game, someone already said that. Can I just add 'lady garden' for no good reason?

What you need is simple ... one that you dont have to run through till you get a clean sheet

Scott tissue paper is the best in terms of value and softness. I'd go with that one.

Just get the wax paper - you know it's the best.

my dear deceased grandmother used to have the grease proof paper kind of loo roll..I kid you not I used to dread going to stay at her house over Xmas hols. I used to rub it together to try and make it soft

This is what I use.

I can't believe there's so much 1-ply knocking round the shelves over here. That's the stuff you've got to watch out for...

I noticed that you were back and figured this thread was about your knockers.


Sadly it's not, but welcome back anyhoo