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lisa67 May 11th 2009 12:05 pm

Re: Large, Big, Jumbo, Mega ?
 

Originally Posted by tonrob (Post 7562881)
Look - just because I'm fond of sprouts, a curry or two and I love my beer I don't see what any of this has to do with my lavatory habits??? :confused:

Anyway, as a friend of mine who shall remain nameless once said - go at work and you win 3 ways:

1) Saves time
2) Saves bog roll
3) You get paid for it

:lol:

:thumbsup:

Kaffy Mintcake May 11th 2009 12:27 pm

Re: Large, Big, Jumbo, Mega ?
 

Originally Posted by mellybrown (Post 7562791)
noooo you must only buy white - its bad for the environment - or something - there is a reason why i was VERY anti coloured toilet roll....not sure that reason tho....

Actually it's bad for your tender parts. The white is bleached, so a natural green option would be okay too ... but the dye needed for the colors is the no no. :)

scrubbedexpat097 May 11th 2009 12:38 pm

Re: Large, Big, Jumbo, Mega ?
 

Originally Posted by ChocolateBabz (Post 7562357)
Aaaarrrrggghhhh...I just want a bloody bog roll without having to do bloody math to figure out which is the best deal. Is that too much to ask - IS IT ?? :angry_smile:


I think it is compulsory for you to buy Mega size honey 'cos according to many on this forum Houston is a "shit hole" so you need to stay well prepared;)

ugacrew May 11th 2009 12:52 pm

Re: Large, Big, Jumbo, Mega ?
 

Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 7562963)
I think it is compulsory for you to buy Mega size honey 'cos according to many on this forum Houston is a "shit hole" so you need to stay well prepared;)

Well it IS at the 'bottom' of the nation innit? ;)

scrubbedexpat097 May 11th 2009 1:10 pm

Re: Large, Big, Jumbo, Mega ?
 

Originally Posted by ugacrew (Post 7562995)
Well it IS at the 'bottom' of the nation innit? ;)


I guess another way to put it is "arse-end":p

ChocolateBabz May 11th 2009 1:11 pm

Re: Large, Big, Jumbo, Mega ?
 

Originally Posted by Sugarmooma (Post 7562963)
I think it is compulsory for you to buy Mega size honey 'cos according to many on this forum Houston is a "shit hole" so you need to stay well prepared;)

Yeah but can I spare that much room in my hurricane supplies after all the season starts all over again on June 1st :eek:

scrubbedexpat097 May 11th 2009 1:22 pm

Re: Large, Big, Jumbo, Mega ?
 

Originally Posted by ChocolateBabz (Post 7563050)
Yeah but can I spare that much room in my hurricane supplies after all the season starts all over again on June 1st :eek:


I have only just finished drinking all the water we were given after Ike last year and now you are already talking about this year...:banghead:

(at least I know who to call if I run out of loo-rolls:p)

meauxna May 11th 2009 1:55 pm

Re: Large, Big, Jumbo, Mega ?
 

Originally Posted by ChocolateBabz (Post 7562357)
Aaaarrrrggghhhh...I just want a bloody bog roll without having to do bloody math to figure out which is the best deal. Is that too much to ask - IS IT ?? :angry_smile:

OK, this is really geeky, but I look at the shelf price tag, which has per unit pricing. It *should* help you get an idea to compare with. It's also helpful when there is a sale. :)


Originally Posted by mellybrown (Post 7562791)
noooo you must only buy white - its bad for the environment - or something - there is a reason why i was VERY anti coloured toilet roll....not sure that reason tho....

Agree.. the dyes in the colored paper can give some girls trouble 'down there'.

oops, late to the game, someone already said that. Can I just add 'lady garden' for no good reason? :p

Dogbyte May 11th 2009 1:57 pm

Re: Large, Big, Jumbo, Mega ?
 
What you need is simple ... one that you dont have to run through till you get a clean sheet :lol:

ugacrew May 11th 2009 2:56 pm

Re: Large, Big, Jumbo, Mega ?
 
Scott tissue paper is the best in terms of value and softness. I'd go with that one.

AdobePinon May 11th 2009 3:00 pm

Re: Large, Big, Jumbo, Mega ?
 
Just get the wax paper - you know it's the best.

lisa67 May 11th 2009 3:19 pm

Re: Large, Big, Jumbo, Mega ?
 

Originally Posted by AdobePinon (Post 7563289)
Just get the wax paper - you know it's the best.

my dear deceased grandmother used to have the grease proof paper kind of loo roll..I kid you not :ohmy: I used to dread going to stay at her house over Xmas hols. I used to rub it together to try and make it soft :(

another bloody yank May 12th 2009 12:03 am

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This is what I use.

tonrob May 12th 2009 12:06 am

Re: Large, Big, Jumbo, Mega ?
 
I can't believe there's so much 1-ply knocking round the shelves over here. That's the stuff you've got to watch out for... :unsure:

SagenOnion May 12th 2009 1:57 am

Re: Large, Big, Jumbo, Mega ?
 

Originally Posted by ugacrew (Post 7563279)
Scott tissue paper is the best in terms of value and softness. I'd go with that one.

I noticed that you were back and figured this thread was about your knockers. :sneaky:


Sadly it's not, but welcome back anyhoo ;)


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