kraP reliarT / ASU / daorbA gnivoM & gniviL / muroF
Jan 21st 2009, 5:40 am
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kraP reliarT / ASU / daorbA gnivoM & gniviL / muroF
Trying to inject a little surreality here...
Jan 21st 2009, 6:16 am
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Re: kraP reliarT / ASU / daorbA gnivoM & gniviL / muroF
Q: What's the difference between a duck?
A: One of its legs are both the same.
A: One of its legs are both the same.
Jan 21st 2009, 1:00 pm
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Jan 21st 2009, 1:08 pm
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Re: kraP reliarT / ASU / daorbA gnivoM & gniviL / muroF
Q: Why is an orange orange?
A: Because you can't clean a window with a spade.
A: Because you can't clean a window with a spade.
Jan 21st 2009, 7:45 pm
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Re: kraP reliarT / ASU / daorbA gnivoM & gniviL / muroF
How do you get down off an elephant ?
You don't; you get down off a duck.
You don't; you get down off a duck.
Jan 21st 2009, 8:06 pm
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Re: kraP reliarT / ASU / daorbA gnivoM & gniviL / muroF
How high is a man from China?
.... How low is his brother.
.... How low is his brother.
Jan 21st 2009, 8:33 pm
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Re: kraP reliarT / ASU / daorbA gnivoM & gniviL / muroF
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea!
No idea!
Jan 21st 2009, 8:38 pm
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Jan 21st 2009, 8:40 pm
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Re: kraP reliarT / ASU / daorbA gnivoM & gniviL / muroF
what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitals?
Still no f***ing idea
Still no f***ing idea
Jan 21st 2009, 9:30 pm
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Re: kraP reliarT / ASU / daorbA gnivoM & gniviL / muroF
What do you call a man with seven rabbits up his arse?
Warren.
Warren.
Jan 21st 2009, 10:17 pm
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Re: kraP reliarT / ASU / daorbA gnivoM & gniviL / muroF
Q. Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A. To get the the other... Oh, never mind.
A. To get the the other... Oh, never mind.
Jan 22nd 2009, 12:03 am
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Re: kraP reliarT / ASU / daorbA gnivoM & gniviL / muroF
What do you call a fly with no wings?
... A walk
... A walk
Jan 22nd 2009, 11:45 am
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what do you call a fish with no eyes?
fsh
fsh
Jan 22nd 2009, 1:26 pm
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