It's Hell To Get Old!
Aug 18th 2006, 10:16 pm
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It's Hell To Get Old!
A little joke for Friday afternoon!
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An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, "Ray, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally & emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
Ray replies, "God & I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on. When I'm done *poof* the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Ray's wife Joyce, he says, "Ray is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night & *poof* the light goes on in the bathroom & when he's done *poof* the light goes off?"
"Oh my God!" Joyce exclaims. "He's pissing in the refrigerator again!"
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An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, "Ray, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally & emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
Ray replies, "God & I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on. When I'm done *poof* the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Ray's wife Joyce, he says, "Ray is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night & *poof* the light goes on in the bathroom & when he's done *poof* the light goes off?"
"Oh my God!" Joyce exclaims. "He's pissing in the refrigerator again!"
Last edited by Partystar; Aug 18th 2006 at 10:26 pm.
Aug 18th 2006, 10:20 pm
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Re: It's Hell To Get Old!
F-U-N-N-Y Liz. I'll k yer if I can. 
Aug 18th 2006, 10:28 pm
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Re: It's Hell To Get Old!
Originally Posted by Jerseygirl
F-U-N-N-Y Liz. I'll k yer if I can.
Aug 18th 2006, 10:33 pm
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Re: It's Hell To Get Old!
Originally Posted by Partystar
Glad you liked it, I just changed it, spot the difference!
Like it better with the name change!
Aug 19th 2006, 12:50 am
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Re: It's Hell To Get Old!
Very good !!!
Aug 19th 2006, 3:49 am
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Re: It's Hell To Get Old!
Get ready for shock and awe Missy......................
Aug 19th 2006, 4:06 am
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Re: It's Hell To Get Old!
Originally Posted by Partystar
A little joke for Friday afternoon!
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An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, "Ray, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally & emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
Ray replies, "God & I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on. When I'm done *poof* the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Ray's wife Joyce, he says, "Ray is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night & *poof* the light goes on in the bathroom & when he's done *poof* the light goes off?"
"Oh my God!" Joyce exclaims. "He's pissing in the refrigerator again!"
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An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, "Ray, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally & emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
Ray replies, "God & I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on. When I'm done *poof* the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Ray's wife Joyce, he says, "Ray is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night & *poof* the light goes on in the bathroom & when he's done *poof* the light goes off?"
"Oh my God!" Joyce exclaims. "He's pissing in the refrigerator again!"
Aug 19th 2006, 4:07 am
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Re: It's Hell To Get Old!
Originally Posted by Partystar
Glad you liked it, I just changed it, spot the difference!
You'd better duck
Aug 19th 2006, 10:24 pm
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Re: It's Hell To Get Old!
Originally Posted by Ray
Get ready for shock and awe Missy......................
