Just looking at "Posh" Spice is very irritating. She always looks like the smell of a hundred farts just got up her nose.

So true and she is as common as muck!!

I gave it 3 months! Pretty close guess! The whole Kardashian family are pathetic.

I hate to admit I have never had the dubious pleasure of watching the kardashians. Didn't they used to be some sort of alien race in Star Trek? Given the amount of dislike voiced on here I shall have to watch an episode to get the flavour of their awfulness.

They live around here, Bruce has a scary plastic face but my daughter says the 2 youngest girls (his kids) are not as stuck-up as you might expect.

The show is a total exercise in pointless existence.

Most annoying for me are: Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan and The Kardashians Kim especially as she is more like the Michale Jordan of the celeb world.

I caught my wife watching the the wedding about a week ago so I take it it must have been a repeat - I couldn't stop watching it..........that family is nuts! However, I do "like" the step dad - he seems a nice guy just trying to get through life surrounded by mad women!!!!!

couldnt agree more! money grabbing fame whores.

I can tolerate Chloe even if she does look like a battered haggis.

Most of them are irritating; most seem like they can't wipe their own @$$ .. and if they manage to do so they behave like they are a toddler who'se successfully potty trained themselves for the first time and graduating from diapers.

I've never understood the whole keeping up with the gossip etc of slebs; its like trying to keep up with the Jones... do they give a sh!t about you?!? - so why should we give a sh!t about them?

Couldn't have put it better myself

Oh I dunno, I'm sure you could have phrased it with more sarcasm/sardonic flare than I did; its an off day for me.

Forget Wheaties - I don't know why slebs don't endorse toilet paper. I'm sure we'll feel so much cooler knowing that we and _____ use the same brand of sh!t rag. A bonding moment - it'll be like a 6 degrees of separation from t.p.
Infact, screw the cologne and perfumes - have your own brand of toilet paper so that we can go around saying " _____ wipes my @$$..."

There's something to that though. Imagine a host of footballers and 'it' girls on TV saying how the new Charmin makes life easier on the (w)hole. Or how they just know it'll be right up your alley ...

I'll be here all week.

Butt the footballers can't have too soft toilet paper otherwise there will be accusations of emasculation.
Yet, for the very annoying slebs, there is always hemorrhoid cream.

I'd like to know what Pele did to his agent that resulted in him being the face of Viagra for a while back there ...