alright........

Where have you been hiding?

I'm good

So what've I missed? Cliff notes please

I suspect what you've missed is.... I want to move to florida - you're all meanies for saying I can't move to florida - I don't want to marry my boyfriend but i want to live in the US - Check the Wiki - it was only a little drug conviction - american chocolate tastes like vomit - I want to move to florida - You people are so rude saying i can't move to florida - american bacon is rubbish -Have you read the stickies? - those americans are crazy - brussel sprouts - british sense of humour - I can't bear to be apart from my internet girlfriend - You people are so rude to tell me to suck it up buttercup you have no idea how true love feels to be separated by the ocean and a 6 hour time difference - Gosh american chocolate really is rubbish - Grammar nazism - Have you read pulaskis ways? - Desperate people make bad decisions - vaguely smart aleck remarks and a doolop of helpful advice

Did i miss anything out?

Lx

Peanuts?

its all fluff

Its all Reagans fault.

Wasn't there the Great Washer Machine debate? And who can forget "Houston: Crap or What" debate?

Guns, you forgot guns.

And fat people.

And tipping.

And tipping fat people out of wheelchairs

I forgot
Americans are terrible drivers - I accidentally applied for a B1/2 that's been declined - I want to move to New York- American TV is a bit rubbish sometimes isn't it - I'm confused by American healthcare - There is no live with your sweetheart to try it out visa - Ambitious home improvement - VISA is a credit card

Bacon.
Failing that, make your own bacon.

After your comment, it appears that Manc said to himself "I now remember why I left BE".

Three word story is still going.