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Old Jan 24th 2008, 3:54 pm
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Old Jan 25th 2008, 12:10 am
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Originally Posted by Sally Redux
A definite rebuttal to the BE Death Knell theory
best thread title in ages
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Old Jan 25th 2008, 1:19 am
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Default Re: Help me, i moved to the US, and my arse fell out.

Originally Posted by Vim Fuego
To try your brother and see if the problem was genetic?
Tremendous, sends me karma, then gets a dig in.
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Old Jan 25th 2008, 1:23 am
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Default Re: Help me, i moved to the US, and my arse fell out.

OK, i hope i did'nt offend anyone to much last nite, just needed to vent, the placing of a few smileys, could have changed the presentation.

Im over it now, and i'll try to behave.


Oh and the wife did'nt really leave, but i frigging wish she would..
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Old Jan 25th 2008, 2:17 am
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Default Re: Help me, i moved to the US, and my arse fell out.

Originally Posted by conisby
OK, i hope i did'nt offend anyone to much last nite, just needed to vent, the placing of a few smileys, could have changed the presentation.

Im over it now, and i'll try to behave.


Oh and the wife did'nt really leave, but i frigging wish she would..
nice apology, but we still think you're a prick
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Old Jan 25th 2008, 4:04 am
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Default Re: Help me, i moved to the US, and my arse fell out.

Originally Posted by conisby
OK, i hope i did'nt offend anyone to much last nite, just needed to vent, the placing of a few smileys, could have changed the presentation.

Im over it now, and i'll try to behave.


Oh and the wife did'nt really leave, but i frigging wish she would..
I hope you enjoyed the thread as much as I did.

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Old Jan 25th 2008, 4:06 am
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Default Re: Help me, i moved to the US, and my arse fell out.

Originally Posted by conisby
OK, i hope i did'nt offend anyone to much last nite, just needed to vent, the placing of a few smileys, could have changed the presentation.

Im over it now, and i'll try to behave.


Oh and the wife did'nt really leave, but i frigging wish she would..
I hope your arse feels better soon.
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I prescribe a spell in apostrophe school.
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Old Jan 25th 2008, 4:29 am
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best thread title in ages
I agree. Maybe ever.
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Default Re: Help me, i moved to the US, and my arse fell out.

I'd like to thank everyone who contributed, for reminding me of Biggus Dickus, and leading me to a treasure-trove of Life of Brian clips on YouTube!

"Well I say you are the Messiah, and I should know... I've followed a few"

"Alright, alright, I am the Messiah... now F**K OFF!"

"Tell us, how shall we f**k off, oh great one?"
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Default Re: Help me, i moved to the US, and my arse fell out.

Originally Posted by dbj1000
I'd like to thank everyone who contributed, for reminding me of Biggus Dickus, and leading me to a treasure-trove of Life of Brian clips on YouTube!

"Well I say you are the Messiah, and I should know... I've followed a few"

"Alright, alright, I am the Messiah... now F**K OFF!"

"Tell us, how shall we f**k off, oh great one?"
YouTube is very moreish, isn't it?
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Old Jan 25th 2008, 4:57 am
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Default Re: Help me, i moved to the US, and my arse fell out.

Originally Posted by dbj1000
I'd like to thank everyone who contributed, for reminding me of Biggus Dickus, and leading me to a treasure-trove of Life of Brian clips on YouTube!

"Well I say you are the Messiah, and I should know... I've followed a few"

"Alright, alright, I am the Messiah... now F**K OFF!"

"Tell us, how shall we f**k off, oh great one?"
It's one of our family Christmas traditions, to make our kids sit down with us and watch Life of Brian. Kinda like the anti-christmas.
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Old Jan 25th 2008, 5:13 am
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Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Attendee: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace - shut up!
Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Dissenter: Uh, well, one.
Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.
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Old Jan 25th 2008, 5:36 am
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Default Re: Help me, i moved to the US, and my arse fell out.

you lot are rotten, here comes a poster asking a valid question and not one of you answers him

Originally Posted by conisby
I was going to go and have a turd, but ive forgot how to wipe my arse. Please BE members how do you wipe yours??
I'll start then, from the back to the front, how do you do yours?????


you should make this into a poll
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Old Jan 25th 2008, 5:40 am
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Closed, because this thread did turn out to be one big steaming pile didn't it.
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