Help me, i moved to the US, and my arse fell out.
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OK, i hope i did'nt offend anyone to much last nite, just needed to vent, the placing of a few smileys, could have changed the presentation.
Im over it now, and i'll try to behave.
Oh and the wife did'nt really leave, but i frigging wish she would..
Im over it now, and i'll try to behave.
Oh and the wife did'nt really leave, but i frigging wish she would..
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nice apology, but we still think you're a prick
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Prick
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I prescribe a spell in apostrophe school.
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I'd like to thank everyone who contributed, for reminding me of Biggus Dickus, and leading me to a treasure-trove of Life of Brian clips on YouTube!
"Well I say you are the Messiah, and I should know... I've followed a few"
"Alright, alright, I am the Messiah... now F**K OFF!"
"Tell us, how shall we f**k off, oh great one?"
"Well I say you are the Messiah, and I should know... I've followed a few"
"Alright, alright, I am the Messiah... now F**K OFF!"
"Tell us, how shall we f**k off, oh great one?"
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I'd like to thank everyone who contributed, for reminding me of Biggus Dickus, and leading me to a treasure-trove of Life of Brian clips on YouTube!
"Well I say you are the Messiah, and I should know... I've followed a few"
"Alright, alright, I am the Messiah... now F**K OFF!"
"Tell us, how shall we f**k off, oh great one?"
"Well I say you are the Messiah, and I should know... I've followed a few"
"Alright, alright, I am the Messiah... now F**K OFF!"
"Tell us, how shall we f**k off, oh great one?"
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I'd like to thank everyone who contributed, for reminding me of Biggus Dickus, and leading me to a treasure-trove of Life of Brian clips on YouTube!
"Well I say you are the Messiah, and I should know... I've followed a few"
"Alright, alright, I am the Messiah... now F**K OFF!"
"Tell us, how shall we f**k off, oh great one?"
"Well I say you are the Messiah, and I should know... I've followed a few"
"Alright, alright, I am the Messiah... now F**K OFF!"
"Tell us, how shall we f**k off, oh great one?"
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I'll start then, from the back to the front
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you should make this into a poll
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Closed, because this thread did turn out to be one big steaming pile didn't it.
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