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Old Jan 25th 2008, 1:42 am
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Default Help me, i moved to the US, and my arse fell out.

What is it, how the hell do some of you people survive the day?

I can't find the beans i used to buy at Somerfields, where can i get them in Bufu county??? please help, my life in the US is'nt complete without them.

Oh my god, im relocating to LA, but ive had second thoughts, my friend told me, i cant watch that crappy soap opera with the cockneys in it, or Coronation bollocks, because they dont show them. Please tell me what to do.

I was going to go and have a turd, but ive forgot how to wipe my arse. Please BE members how do you wipe yours??

For its visa and immigration advice, its a great site, the rest is just full of BS.
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Old Jan 25th 2008, 1:48 am
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Default Re: Help me, i moved to the US, and my arse fell out.

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What is it, how the hell do some of you people survive the day?

I can't find the beans i used to buy at Somerfields, where can i get them in Bufu county??? please help, my life in the US is'nt complete without them.

Oh my god, im relocating to LA, but ive had second thoughts, my friend told me, i cant watch that crappy soap opera with the cockneys in it, or Coronation bollocks, because they dont show them. Please tell me what to do.

I was going to go and have a turd, but ive forgot how to wipe my arse. Please BE members how do you wipe yours??

For its visa and immigration advice, its a great site, the rest is just full of BS.
http://www.thebritishshoppe.com/
that should sort yer out love.
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Old Jan 25th 2008, 1:52 am
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Default Re: Help me, i moved to the US, and my arse fell out.

Originally Posted by conisby
What is it, how the hell do some of you people survive the day?

I can't find the beans i used to buy at Somerfields, where can i get them in Bufu county??? please help, my life in the US is'nt complete without them.

Oh my god, im relocating to LA, but ive had second thoughts, my friend told me, i cant watch that crappy soap opera with the cockneys in it, or Coronation bollocks, because they dont show them. Please tell me what to do.

I was going to go and have a turd, but ive forgot how to wipe my arse. Please BE members how do you wipe yours??

For its visa and immigration advice, its a great site, the rest is just full of BS.
And it's taken you since May 2006 to come to that conclusion?
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Old Jan 25th 2008, 1:52 am
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threads are only as interesting as the people who make them, so errr, stop whinging and post something interesting would be a thought...plus there's more to the site than just the country section...
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Old Jan 25th 2008, 2:01 am
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Originally Posted by conisby
What is it, how the hell do some of you people survive the day?
The most amusing part of it is when jumped-up little tw@s come along and ask inane questions. I agree, it's very sad.
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Originally Posted by fatbrit
The most amusing part of it is when jumped-up little tw@s come along and ask inane questions. I agree, it's very sad.
A tw@s ? maybe (if i knew what one was), little ? bigger than you buddy.
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A tw@s ? maybe (if i knew what one was), little ? bigger than you buddy.
It's also amusing when someone threatens you on a forum. I believe you're encouraged to waggle your mouse pointer aggressively over my avatar.
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Originally Posted by fatbrit
It's also amusing when someone threatens you on a forum. I believe you're encouraged to waggle your mouse pointer aggressively over my avatar.
Delusional, i can't see any threat..
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Originally Posted by conisby
What is it, how the hell do some of you people survive the day?
Most of us get through the day pretty well...
...but every now and again you realise there is a question that if you were back in the UK you could ask a friend,

but you are not in the UK

and your friends are not here

so they would not understand the crosscultural issues that you are facing

so you know that you come on BE and ask the question and people will have been where you are and may understand and may have an answer

and that is why BE is so succesful

So what is it that is pissing you off really?
Cos when I post confrontational stuff its usually about me.
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Default Re: Help me, i moved to the US, and my arse fell out.

Originally Posted by Bradford Lass

So what is it that is pissing you off really?
Cos when I post confrontational stuff its usually about me.
You could have a point there. Nice reply.
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Originally Posted by conisby
Delusional
There are a few that suffer that affliction, yes.
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Default Re: Help me, i moved to the US, and my arse fell out.

Prick.

Originally Posted by conisby
What is it, how the hell do some of you people survive the day?

I can't find the beans i used to buy at Somerfields, where can i get them in Bufu county??? please help, my life in the US is'nt complete without them.

Oh my god, im relocating to LA, but ive had second thoughts, my friend told me, i cant watch that crappy soap opera with the cockneys in it, or Coronation bollocks, because they dont show them. Please tell me what to do.

I was going to go and have a turd, but ive forgot how to wipe my arse. Please BE members how do you wipe yours??

For its visa and immigration advice, its a great site, the rest is just full of BS.
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Default Re: Help me, i moved to the US, and my arse fell out.

Originally Posted by Redlippie
Prick.
That's one way of putting it.
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Default Re: Help me, i moved to the US, and my arse fell out.

Originally Posted by Redlippie
Prick.
I see your campaign for 2008 "Most diplomatic poster" is going well.
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Default Re: Help me, i moved to the US, and my arse fell out.

Originally Posted by Redlippie
Prick.
Why do you relate to the stereotype i describe? you do don't you. Your arse fell out did'nt it...
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