HELP!! I am in despair, because I am back in the UK and I need to go back to the USA!! Everyone is too British here and I dont know what to doooo!!!!

I find myself not needing to go very far to find British foods anymore!?!?! HUH!!!.... it think im going crazyyyy...
Help me, get me outta here!!

Sorry, just had to do that. Anyone else also in despair, please post and get it off your chest. We can also be crazy together!

Crazy people rule!

Do you worship goats?

We shoot crazy people ....

you'd shoot anyone

The cake with the file in it is on it's way.

Brits being too British - whatever next!!

And why do you *need* to back to the USA - what's wrong with your own country??

My mother is in my own country

Thanks, ill save you a piece

Want me to hand you the bullet?

Nahhhhh.... im not one of those. I heard theres a bunch of them in India, though. England, apparently is my country

The OP is either a urea bandit or a goat worshipper looking to get shot is what we've divined.

Yeah im a "goat worshipper".... What the hell!?!?!

just smile and say yes.

I 'm gettin confused... The OP is pakistani goat herder
who hates her mother... is this right????

yes yes but my mother in law is here in the US Let me out!