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Old Sep 21st 2007, 3:44 am
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Originally Posted by anabella
Hold on a sec.. are you saying that if I go for a smear test I'll have my arsehole checkeck too?
More than likely mate, it's all clothes off and a quick feel of your Tit's as well
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Originally Posted by anabella
Hold on a sec.. are you saying that if I go for a smear test I'll have my arsehole checkeck too?

Probably not....you are probably too young.

A rectal check to make sure there is no blood in your stools becomes a standard part of your yearly check up when you reach the age of 40. It can be done before if you have problems in that area or if you have a family history of colon/rectal cancer.
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Originally Posted by anabella
Hold on a sec.. are you saying that if I go for a smear test I'll have my arsehole checkeck too?
I have been here 11 years, had 11 + pap smears and never had my bum touched
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Originally Posted by Jerseygirl
Ohhhhhh yes.

I see the thought of it even made you stammer.


Originally Posted by britvic
More than likely mate, it's all clothes off and a quick feel of your Tit's as well
What!?.. This is getting better and better.. I think I'll stick to having those done in Spain once in a while..
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Originally Posted by Sugarmooma
Probably not....you are probably too young.

A rectal check to make sure there is no blood in your stools becomes a standard part of your yearly check up when you reach the age of 40. It can be done before if you have problems in that area or if you have a family history of colon/rectal cancer.
Don't be too disappointed Ana...you'll still get your boobies felt.
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Originally Posted by DollyLlama
I have been here 11 years, had 11 + pap smears and never had my bum touched
Must be your blue hair that puts them off.
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Originally Posted by Jerseygirl
Must be your blue hair that puts them off.
maybe.........
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Originally Posted by DollyLlama
I have been here 11 years, had 11 + pap smears and never had my bum touched
well your not getting your moneys worth thats all I can say
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Originally Posted by britvic
well your not getting your moneys worth thats all I can say
I can live with that!
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Originally Posted by DollyLlama
I can live with that!
If you've had a colonoscopy I don't think they bother. I noticed I didn't get rear ended this year by the OBGYN.
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So this is why some feel that they need their colon cleansed? Do the doctor tell you this? I've never even heard of this colon cleaning business until I moved here.. which leaves me with another question.. what makes people want to do this for a living?..
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Originally Posted by anabella
which leaves me with another question.. what makes people want to do this for a living?..
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Originally Posted by anabella
So this is why some feel that they need their colon cleansed? Do the doctor tell you this? I've never even heard of this colon cleaning business until I moved here.. which leaves me with another question.. what makes people want to do this for a living?..
Colonic irrigation...I remember reading Diana and Fergie used to have it done...but a colonoscopy is not the same it's a medical procedure.
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Originally Posted by Jerseygirl
If you've had a colonoscopy I don't think they bother. I noticed I didn't get rear ended this year by the OBGYN.

It also depends on if your ob/gyn is interested in anything other than the female parts. A lot of them will just refer you to GI doc and let them poke your bum
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Originally Posted by DollyLlama
$$$$

There isn't enough of that in the world to make me even think about cleaning backholes!.. yuk!
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