Courting day's were you ever cought
Aug 31st 2006, 12:52 am
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Courting day's were you ever cought
Another post made me think of them embarrassing moments. While dating first OH we use to go to this lay by and he would drive just a little way into the woods, reversing out once seemed a bit of a struggle, but we made it, only to find when he pulled up outside me Parents that there was a bloody great big branch stuck in between the bumper and we must of dragged that all the way
Aug 31st 2006, 1:07 am
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Re: Courting day's were you ever cought
I've been caught with an ex by the plods 
Some bastard broke into a building next door and they for once turned out, could have been worse might have caught me before I'd finnshed 
Some bastard broke into a building next door and they for once turned out, could have been worse might have caught me before I'd finnshed
Aug 31st 2006, 1:17 am
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Re: Courting day's were you ever cought
Originally Posted by Thydney
I've been caught with an ex by the plods Some bastard broke into a building next door and they for once turned out, could have been worse might have caught me before I'd finnshed
Some bastard broke into a building next door and they for once turned out, could have been worse might have caught me before I'd finnshed
Aug 31st 2006, 1:23 am
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Re: Courting day's were you ever cought
When I came home in a boyfriends car, my dad would give me 5 mins and then start switching the front room lights on and off. If I didn't get out of the car very quickly at that point, he would turn the lights out completely and that meant he was comming to get me!
He didn't like many of my boyfriends
He didn't like many of my boyfriends
Aug 31st 2006, 1:24 am
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Re: Courting day's were you ever cought
Originally Posted by britvic
Another post made me think of them embarrassing moments. While dating first OH we use to go to this lay by and he would drive just a little way into the woods, reversing out once seemed a bit of a struggle, but we made it, only to find when he pulled up outside me Parents that there was a bloody great big branch stuck in between the bumper and we must of dragged that all the way 
.....My first boyfriend and I were "experimenting" orally in his room one evening, music playing pathetic attempt to cover up what we were up to
His mum walked in with a pile of clean laundry and stood in shock as his head bobbed out from under the covers to which he exclaimed "I was just giving her belly button a kiss"
I didn't really go around to his house much after that, at least not for about a year!
Aug 31st 2006, 1:26 am
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Re: Courting day's were you ever cought
Originally Posted by jumping doris
When I came home in a boyfriends car, my dad would give me 5 mins and then start switching the front room lights on and off. If I didn't get out of the car very quickly at that point, he would turn the lights out completely and that meant he was comming to get me!
He didn't like many of my boyfriends
He didn't like many of my boyfriends
Aug 31st 2006, 1:29 am
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Re: Courting day's were you ever cought
Originally Posted by Tbag
That's funny .....
My first boyfriend and I were "experimenting" orally in his room one evening, music playing pathetic attempt to cover up what we were up to
His mum walked in with a pile of clean laundry and stood in shock as his head bobbed out from under the covers to which he exclaimed "I was just giving her belly button a kiss" I didn't really go around to his house much after that, at least not for about a year!
.....My first boyfriend and I were "experimenting" orally in his room one evening, music playing pathetic attempt to cover up what we were up to
His mum walked in with a pile of clean laundry and stood in shock as his head bobbed out from under the covers to which he exclaimed "I was just giving her belly button a kiss"
I didn't really go around to his house much after that, at least not for about a year!
Aug 31st 2006, 1:31 am
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Re: Courting day's were you ever cought
Certainly not....you mean you weren't a virgin on your wedding night.
Aug 31st 2006, 1:33 am
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Re: Courting day's were you ever cought
Originally Posted by Jerseygirl
Certainly not....you mean you weren't a virgin on your wedding night.
Aug 31st 2006, 1:42 am
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Originally Posted by britvic
Blimey you got that far then
Much tamer now tho
Aug 31st 2006, 4:44 am
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Re: Courting day's were you ever cought
Originally Posted by britvic
Another post made me think of them embarrassing moments. While dating first OH we use to go to this lay by and he would drive just a little way into the woods, reversing out once seemed a bit of a struggle, but we made it, only to find when he pulled up outside me Parents that there was a bloody great big branch stuck in between the bumper and we must of dragged that all the way
Aug 31st 2006, 5:04 am
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Re: Courting day's were you ever cought
I won't go into my sordid past........ but I do remember well a friend who had a 17 yo daughter... I was visiting one early evening..and the daughter boyfriend was picking her up a bit later ... my pal decided he wanted to interview the boyfriend so we put a plan together he would be all nice to him ..and I would lean a bit on him...
I got a machete out of the car .. and after the kid came in and sat down ..
I sat their staring at him ... and tapping my leg with the machete ....
The kid just sat there petrified .. My pal said "have a good time and no hanky packy" to them ... smiling as he said it .. I walked over to the kid ..with the machete in my hand and whispered in his ear .. "Do you understand no hanky panky" ... yes yes he said ...
He never did visit again..........
I got a machete out of the car .. and after the kid came in and sat down ..
I sat their staring at him ... and tapping my leg with the machete ....
The kid just sat there petrified .. My pal said "have a good time and no hanky packy" to them ... smiling as he said it .. I walked over to the kid ..with the machete in my hand and whispered in his ear .. "Do you understand no hanky panky" ... yes yes he said ...
He never did visit again..........
Aug 31st 2006, 5:07 am
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Re: Courting day's were you ever cought
Originally Posted by Ray
I won't go into my sordid past........ but I do remember well a friend who had a 17 yo daughter... I was visiting one early evening..and the daughter boyfriend was picking her up a bit later ... my pal decided he wanted to interview the boyfriend so we put a plan together he would be all nice to him ..and I would lean a bit on him...
I got a machete out of the car .. and after the kid came in and sat down ..
I sat their staring at him ... and tapping my leg with the machete ....
The kid just sat there petrified .. My pal said "have a good time and no hanky packy" to them ... smiling as he said it .. I walked over to the kid ..with the machete in my hand and whispered in his ear .. "Do you understand no hanky panky" ... yes yes he said ...
He never did visit again......... .
I got a machete out of the car .. and after the kid came in and sat down ..
I sat their staring at him ... and tapping my leg with the machete ....
The kid just sat there petrified .. My pal said "have a good time and no hanky packy" to them ... smiling as he said it .. I walked over to the kid ..with the machete in my hand and whispered in his ear .. "Do you understand no hanky panky" ... yes yes he said ...
He never did visit again......... .
Aug 31st 2006, 5:12 am
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Re: Courting day's were you ever cought
Originally Posted by rushman
Why would he? He probably split her whiskers that night in his car, gave her the elbow and moved on to new pastures.
Aug 31st 2006, 6:27 am
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Re: Courting day's were you ever cought
Me and hubby were always getting caught - Im amazed that we ever finally got to have sex...
Worst one was in his house, we were having abit of a grope n stuff and he had his face inside my bra when i spotted his dad standing in the doorway. I tried to pull away in shock and hubby was 'no dont this is nice' then his dad cleared his throat and he jumped up quick...dad then says ' think its time for a coffee now dont you '??? I could have died, god knows how long he stood there for before i spotted him... :scared:
Now my kids are probably at it, what a thought
Worst one was in his house, we were having abit of a grope n stuff and he had his face inside my bra when i spotted his dad standing in the doorway. I tried to pull away in shock and hubby was 'no dont this is nice' then his dad cleared his throat and he jumped up quick...dad then says ' think its time for a coffee now dont you '??? I could have died, god knows how long he stood there for before i spotted him... :scared:
Now my kids are probably at it, what a thought