To my american ex pat friends. Just wanted to say that I was right after all. I knew that by being too bone idle to change my avatar it would soon become relevant again. While you suckers are running around at the last minute trying to find a santa hat for your avatar I am way ahead of the pack.

Think on!!!

Are they big balls?

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The biggest irony is that Uncle Ebenezer's username is viable for this month of the year yet he's disappeared since the election

I've been trying to add a santa hat to mine.....but I suck apparently

Hey my whining paid off....I am having a hatted av emailed to me...woohoooo

... and to all a good night!!

Put a hat on it smartarse

Handy to know

And still living in Michigan according to your profile. The only way you'll get to Michigan, mate, is walking through the forests from Canada and evading the border patrol.

I think you will find that there is also the option of an inflatable dolphin and a cardboard paddle between Detroit and Windsor. So to you matey

alternatively I could have you freighted here

I have considered clinging to the undercarriage of a 747 - but I am led to believe it gets a bit chilly ha ha

Is the look on your avatar's face from the errr.... being shoved up too far???

More like freeze you to death! No definitely NOT the way to go. Freight is so much more 'civilized' ( not much difference between that and economy class apart from the seat belts ) I'm not coughing for the cost though - but I will pick you up!