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SultanOfSwing Nov 10th 2014 1:38 am

Re: Bacon - the thread
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11466995)
FIFY :)

OK, I may have over-simplified my description. I figured the back bacon would be implicit though.

Pulaski Nov 10th 2014 1:43 am

Re: Bacon - the thread
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 11467004)
...... I figured the back bacon would be implicit though.

Anything less would be a travesty. :nod:

SultanOfSwing Nov 10th 2014 1:43 am

Re: Bacon - the thread
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11467012)
Anything less would be a travesty. :nod:

Never mind an utter waste of butter and HP :eek:

Nutek Nov 10th 2014 1:47 am

Re: Bacon - the thread
 
There is only one true bacon.

SultanOfSwing Nov 10th 2014 1:48 am

Re: Bacon - the thread
 

Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 11467019)
There is only one true bacon.

This is getting dangerously close to a religion here :eek:

Nutek Nov 10th 2014 1:49 am

Re: Bacon - the thread
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 11467022)
This is getting dangerously close to a religion here :eek:

:nod: Maybe we should hire a group of people to write a long, tedious novel about it.

Amie06 Nov 10th 2014 3:00 am

Re: Bacon - the thread
 

Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 11467022)
This is getting dangerously close to a religion here :eek:

Any muslims in this thread? :p

Nutek Nov 10th 2014 3:05 am

Re: Bacon - the thread
 

Originally Posted by Amie06 (Post 11467113)
Any muslims in this thread? :p

More bacon for me.

SultanOfSwing Nov 10th 2014 3:09 am

Re: Bacon - the thread
 

Originally Posted by Amie06 (Post 11467113)
Any muslims in this thread? :p

:lol:

Amie06 Nov 10th 2014 3:09 am

Re: Bacon - the thread
 

Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 11467121)
More bacon for me.

What a waste, typical jocks :eek:


BBC News - Pair jailed for Edinburgh's Central Mosque bacon attack

Yorkieabroad Nov 10th 2014 3:19 am

Re: Bacon - the thread
 

Originally Posted by Amie06 (Post 11467113)
Any muslims in this thread? :p

I read somewhere over the weekend (can't remember where - hopefully not this thread:o) about some cafe threatened with being closed down because the smell of bacon was offending the "other religioned" neighbours. I can't find the link now, but googling it came up with quite a few places closed down because the neighbours complained about the smell, including a bridal shop:confused: That one kind of beggars belief - I mean, imagine, groom standing at the altar, waiting for new bride to appear, wondering what the hell he is doing, and whether his choice of "mate for life" was pukka, when she appears smelling like a couple of pounds of Danish and banishes all doubts in an instant!

SultanOfSwing Nov 10th 2014 3:23 am

Re: Bacon - the thread
 

Originally Posted by Yorkieabroad (Post 11467154)
I read somewhere over the weekend (can't remember where - hopefully not this thread:o) about some cafe threatened with being closed down because the smell of bacon was offending the "other religioned" neighbours. I can't find the link now, but googling it came up with quite a few places closed down because the neighbours complained about the smell, including a bridal shop:confused: That one kind of beggars belief - I mean, imagine, groom standing at the altar, waiting for new bride to appear, wondering what the hell he is doing, and whether his choice of "mate for life" was pukka, when she appears smelling like a couple of pounds of Danish and banishes all doubts in an instant!

Offending them, my arse. The lovely smell of bacon being cooked was causing them to question their decisions more like ...

Cardienscarf Nov 10th 2014 3:37 am

Re: Bacon - the thread
 

Originally Posted by Bnet36 (Post 11466979)
This is just mean….just rub it in why don't you!?

BTW since you are dancing around your handbag (per your location), I will disclose that I was born with my white stilletos glued to my feet ;)

I tell you I've lived as much of a baconless life as I could possibly stand.

(Trust you had black tights to go with those white stilettos)

Amie06 Nov 10th 2014 4:03 am

Re: Bacon - the thread
 

Originally Posted by Yorkieabroad (Post 11467154)
I read somewhere over the weekend (can't remember where - hopefully not this thread:o) about some cafe threatened with being closed down because the smell of bacon was offending the "other religioned" neighbours. I can't find the link now, but googling it came up with quite a few places closed down because the neighbours complained about the smell, including a bridal shop:confused: That one kind of beggars belief - I mean, imagine, groom standing at the altar, waiting for new bride to appear, wondering what the hell he is doing, and whether his choice of "mate for life" was pukka, when she appears smelling like a couple of pounds of Danish and banishes all doubts in an instant!

"Pigs in Bridal Gowns" new item for the menu, hope nobody construes this as sexist :p

Bnet36 Nov 14th 2014 12:35 pm

Re: Bacon - the thread
 

Originally Posted by Cardienscarf (Post 11467182)
I tell you I've lived as much of a baconless life as I could possibly stand.

(Trust you had black tights to go with those white stilettos)

Always with black tights:lol:

I have paid my dues with the crappy stuff they call bacon here. I am going to lose my mind when I lay my hands on the real deal:egyptian:


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