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Old Dec 17th 2019, 4:41 am
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Just as I thought. Demanding conformity from the outset. What's the uniform like? Are there going to be telephones and books?
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Just as I thought. Demanding conformity from the outset. What's the uniform like? Are there going to be telephones and books?

The uniform? Naked, with woad of course, the way any self-respecting people go into battle.
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Just as I thought. Demanding conformity from the outset. What's the uniform like? Are there going to be telephones and books?
People who wear uniforms are the full kit wankers of the non-football world. So no uniforms.

Of course there will be books, how else are we supposed to keep the Tories away?

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The uniform? Naked, with woad of course, the way any self-respecting people go into battle.
Now that we have munchy boxes, I don't think naked is the way to go anymore.
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People who wear uniforms are the full kit wankers of the non-football world. So no uniforms.

Of course there will be books, how else are we supposed to keep the Tories away?



Now that we have munchy boxes, I don't think naked is the way to go anymore.

I had to google. WTF is that????


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I had to google. WTF is that????

It's every form of your favorite drunk takeaway foods, in one convenient box. I've never had one personally but ever since I first heard of them I've wanted to give one a go. Don't judge me.
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It's every form of your favorite drunk takeaway foods, in one convenient box. I've never had one personally but ever since I first heard of them I've wanted to give one a go. Don't judge me.

Apparently Glasgow is ground zero for these things.
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Apparently Glasgow is ground zero for these things.
So I am to understand. That's another great thing about the Celtic Union, we'll never have to deal with the effects of climate change because we'll all die of heart attacks before we're 55
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It's every form of your favorite drunk takeaway foods, in one convenient box. I've never had one personally but ever since I first heard of them I've wanted to give one a go. Don't judge me.
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Apparently Glasgow is ground zero for these things.
Oh man, when's the next flight to Glasgow. That just looks totally, disturbingly, wonderfully, disgustingly awesome.

Perhaps a small sporran would preserve the dignity and/or disguise the gut? I was listening yesterday to last week's episode of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue on the Radio4 player, and in one of the Sound Charades skits (featuring Hamish and Dougal, for those for whom that will be a meaningful detail) the assorted dangly bits of highland wear were referred to as a "fur-trimmed cluster." Much tittering resulted.
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Oh man, when's the next flight to Glasgow. That just looks totally, disturbingly, wonderfully, disgustingly awesome.
It's just so disturbingly alluring. If I was pissed, I'd inhale that so fast you'd wonder where it went.
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Oh man, when's the next flight to Glasgow. That just looks totally, disturbingly, wonderfully, disgustingly awesome.

Perhaps a small sporran would preserve the dignity and/or disguise the gut? I was listening yesterday to last week's episode of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue on the Radio4 player, and in one of the Sound Charades skits (featuring Hamish and Dougal, for those for whom that will be a meaningful detail) the assorted dangly bits of highland wear were referred to as a "fur-trimmed cluster." Much tittering resulted.
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It's just so disturbingly alluring. If I was pissed, I'd inhale that so fast you'd wonder where it went.

Note to self: Do not go out on the town with SOS and Oakvillian
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Oh I wouldn't do it in front of people, that's the kind of thing you take home and eat by yourself to hide your shame.

At worst, you might have to sit in a taxi with it in a closed box. Honest.
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The uniform? Naked, with woad of course, the way any self-respecting people go into battle.
Keen.

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People who wear uniforms are the full kit wankers of the non-football world. So no uniforms.

Of course there will be books, how else are we supposed to keep the Tories away?

Now that we have munchy boxes, I don't think naked is the way to go anymore.
Books for entertainment then.
Munchy boxes daily.

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I had to google. WTF is that????
I'm hungover and could eat four of those, right now.
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Keen.
I mean, that's just a normal Friday night for you, innit?

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Books for entertainment then.
Books will be no different than they are now. Libraries are a utopia, they are the one place where you can spend an entire day and not be chased out, or expected to spend money. And they are filled with lots of lovely books to boot.

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Munchy boxes daily.



I'm hungover and could eat four of those, right now.
I knew we'd be able to get you on our side
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I'm hungover and could eat four of those, right now.
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I knew we'd be able to get you on our side
World peace through things that look like boxes of vomit.

Oh well, whatever it takes I suppose.
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World peace through things that look like boxes of vomit.

Oh well, whatever it takes I suppose.
Maybe focus more on the books, that might help
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