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Old Feb 10th 2012, 4:41 pm
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Originally Posted by Egg and Cress View Post
Willie, Johnson, Fred, One-eyed trouser snake, weiner, winky, pecker, schlong, member etc.
Winky's a bit gay and I've never heard it called a 'Fred' before.
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Old Feb 10th 2012, 5:11 pm
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Originally Posted by Macca67 View Post
Winky's a bit gay and I've never heard it called a 'Fred' before.
Mu ex father in law (RIP) called it an ickle dickle when ex was little.
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Old Feb 10th 2012, 5:15 pm
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Originally Posted by cindyabs View Post
Mu ex father in law (RIP) called it an ickle dickle when ex was little.
For some reason (which I never found out), as kids, my brother's and mine were called our "tapper".
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Old Feb 10th 2012, 5:19 pm
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For some reason (which I never found out), as kids, my brother's and mine were called our "tapper".
Tap that ass.
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Old Feb 10th 2012, 5:24 pm
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Tap that ass.
Hmmmm ... I do tend to take after my Dad in most respects, so ...
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Old Feb 10th 2012, 5:28 pm
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Originally Posted by Uncle Ebenezer View Post
Hmmmm ... I do tend to take after my Dad in most respects, so ...
He was just ahead of the times.
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Old Feb 10th 2012, 5:56 pm
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The area where I live was originally built as an artists' colony in the 1920s and it has one or two landmarks left from that time in a striking art deco style. The fountain is a small local landmark, the historical society has it as a stop on their tour etc.

Now a crappy Wal-Mart style plaster garden statue of an angel holding a harp has been placed on it. I presume somebody thinks they have 'improved' it, aesthetically, religiously or both?

Not sure if it pisses me off or makes me smile, hopefully it won't stay there long.
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Old Feb 10th 2012, 6:05 pm
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Originally Posted by Sally Redux View Post
The area where I live was originally built as an artists' colony in the 1920s and it has one or two landmarks left from that time in a striking art deco style. The fountain is a small local landmark, the historical society has it as a stop on their tour etc.

Now a crappy Wal-Mart style plaster garden statue of an angel holding a harp has been placed on it. I presume somebody thinks they have 'improved' it, aesthetically, religiously or both?

Not sure if it pisses me off or makes me smile, hopefully it won't stay there long.
Can you take a picture and post it, so we can see just how tasteless it is?
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Originally Posted by Uncle Ebenezer View Post
Can you take a picture and post it, so we can see just how tasteless it is?
If it's still there next time I pass I will
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Old Feb 10th 2012, 6:07 pm
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Originally Posted by Sally Redux View Post
The area where I live was originally built as an artists' colony in the 1920s and it has one or two landmarks left from that time in a striking art deco style. The fountain is a small local landmark, the historical society has it as a stop on their tour etc.

Now a crappy Wal-Mart style plaster garden statue of an angel holding a harp has been placed on it. I presume somebody thinks they have 'improved' it, aesthetically, religiously or both?

Not sure if it pisses me off or makes me smile, hopefully it won't stay there long.
How have I never even seen the fountain? I've driven all over that area as I can never find your house

Sounds lovely anyway, piccie please
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Originally Posted by N1cky View Post
How have I never even seen the fountain? I've driven all over that area as I can never find your house

Sounds lovely anyway, piccie please
I will show you next time you come
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Old Feb 10th 2012, 7:09 pm
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Ohhhhhhhhh - I am so SICK of pejorative political speeches, false promises, lies, mud-slinging, more lies, slander, and predictions of disaster if one or the other candidate is elected! It never ends and nothing positive is coming from any of it!!!
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Old Feb 10th 2012, 7:13 pm
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Ohhhhhhhhh - I am so SICK of pejorative political speeches, false promises, lies, mud-slinging, more lies, slander, and predictions of disaster if one or the other candidate is elected! It never ends and nothing positive is coming from any of it!!!
I call that 'electile dysfunction'. I hate it too.
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Old Feb 11th 2012, 12:21 am
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Originally Posted by Macca67 View Post
But why would anyone in their right mind choose to use such a soulless clinical term when there far better poetic phrases at hand - minge, snatch, clopper, fanny?

We're not all Gynaecologists.
Clopper?

The one that is my favourite is 'Quim' - but furry clam is another, I have never heard of clopper.
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Old Feb 11th 2012, 3:17 am
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Clopper?

The one that is my favourite is 'Quim' - but furry clam is another, I have never heard of clopper.
Do you have a hang up about the human body?
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