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GeniB Apr 20th 2016 4:57 pm

Re: What has p*ssed you off today...part II
 
My OH has a problem.. He never listens to anyone ,and he has limited spacial awareness.and patience
Today he put his 'handicap' into action on the golf course .I was returning my club to the caddy in the back of the golf cart when he decided 'enough of this hanging around' and drove off- over my foot.!!! When I yelped,he drove back onto it and remained there..Screaming did have an effect - eventually.. Is there a cure for this ? anyone? Or do I really have to have him put down

GeniB Apr 20th 2016 5:03 pm

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 11926576)


The only 'eating disorder ' he had was his mother and father giving him sausage and chips!! whats wrong with people? Can' they say NO ? A day or two of no food and he would have been happy to eat the carpet :eek:

Pulaski Apr 20th 2016 5:09 pm

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 11926576)
There's nowt wrong wi' Wekky or its cuisine:

Daniel Pennock begs for help to cure condition that sees him eat same meal ....


Originally Posted by GeniB (Post 11927877)
The only 'eating disorder ' he had was his mother and father giving him sausage and chips!! whats wrong with people? Can' they say NO ? A day or two of no food and he would have been happy to eat the carpet :eek:

Why has the DM printed an article written for The Onion? :confused:

zargof Apr 20th 2016 5:11 pm

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Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11927882)
Why has the DM printed an article written for The Onion? :confused:

It wouldn't be the first time...

Bahtatboy Apr 20th 2016 5:42 pm

Re: What has p*ssed you off today...part II
 

Originally Posted by GeniB (Post 11927877)
The only 'eating disorder ' he had was his mother and father giving him sausage and chips!! whats wrong with people? Can' they say NO ? A day or two of no food and he would have been happy to eat the carpet :eek:

A friend of my son, who I knew when they both stayed with me in Abu Dhabi, never ate any vegetables apart from chips, and hadn't done so since about the age of 10. Even with a burger he'd remove the lettuce and slices of gherkin. He was then in his late teens, and was, not surprisingly, a bit spotty. His father was a GP. (Mind you, I've met a few odd GPs.)

Nutek Apr 20th 2016 5:44 pm

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Nothing wrong with sausage and chips.

Perfectly fine balance of vegetable, protein and cereal. Yum.

zargof Apr 20th 2016 6:44 pm

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Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 11927912)
Nothing wrong with sausage and chips.

Perfectly fine balance of vegetable, protein and cereal. Yum.

Add some baked beans and it's even healthier.

Pulaski Apr 20th 2016 6:46 pm

Re: What has p*ssed you off today...part II
 

Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 11927912)
Nothing wrong with sausage and chips. ....

Why wasn't the sausage in the story battered? :confused:

SultanOfSwing Apr 20th 2016 7:07 pm

Re: What has p*ssed you off today...part II
 

Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11927952)
Why wasn't the sausage in the story battered? :confused:

OK, now I want battered sausage from my old chippy. It'll be a long wait until our next holiday over :(

Nutek Apr 20th 2016 7:18 pm

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Originally Posted by Pulaski (Post 11927952)
Why wasn't the sausage in the story battered? :confused:

Because it didn't get into a car with Chris Brown.

Nutek Apr 20th 2016 7:18 pm

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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 11927961)
OK, now I want battered sausage from my old chippy. It'll be a long wait until our next holiday over :(

I had one last week. I should have packed a few and brought them back. :)

SultanOfSwing Apr 20th 2016 7:26 pm

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Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 11927973)
I had one last week. I should have packed a few and brought them back. :)

I'll take waiting a year over cold, second-hand sausages :lol:

Nutek Apr 20th 2016 8:02 pm

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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 11927976)
second-hand sausages :lol:

Pre-owned. :)

SultanOfSwing Apr 20th 2016 8:17 pm

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Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 11927991)
Pre-owned. :)

Gently used :sick:

Pulaski Apr 20th 2016 8:19 pm

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Originally Posted by Nutek (Post 11927991)
Pre-owned. .....


Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing (Post 11928000)
Gently used .....

"Gently battered" seems like an oxymoron. :unsure:


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