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GeniB Jun 13th 2016 3:03 pm

Re: Cheesy Jokes anyone?
 

Originally Posted by cresta57 (Post 1666732)
Some here for Manc ;)

A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the
counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job".
The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got
one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young
ladies on their overseas holidays. The Salary package is £200,000 a year".
The Scouser said "You're bullshitting me!"

The man behind the counter said "Well you started it!"


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If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit
him?
It might be your bicycle

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Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it would be mugged

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What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A Burglar

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What do you call a Scouser in a tie?
The Accused


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What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut.

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What do you say to a scouser in a uniform?
Big Mac and fries please

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What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night?
What you looking at?

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What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit?
The Bride

If your from Liverpool and your offended, tough get a life :rolleyes:

If your a 'redneck from wonderland' you so deserve it :rofl:


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