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GeniB Jun 13th 2016 3:03 pm

Re: Cheesy Jokes anyone?

Originally Posted by cresta57 (Post 1666732)
Some here for Manc ;)

A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the
counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job".
The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've just got
one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young
ladies on their overseas holidays. The Salary package is £200,000 a year".
The Scouser said "You're bullshitting me!"

The man behind the counter said "Well you started it!"


If you see a Scouser on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit
It might be your bicycle


Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it would be mugged


What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A Burglar


What do you call a Scouser in a tie?
The Accused


What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut.


What do you say to a scouser in a uniform?
Big Mac and fries please


What's the first question at a Liverpool pub quiz night?
What you looking at?


What do you call a scouser in a White Shellsuit?
The Bride

If your from Liverpool and your offended, tough get a life :rolleyes:

If your a 'redneck from wonderland' you so deserve it :rofl:

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