This was sent to me, thought I would share it with you........
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day.
BREAKFAST

1 Grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Penguin Biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA

The rest of the Penguins from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER

4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK

1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER:
"Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts"


Here's some advice for you:

Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving this house morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot, a bottle of Cardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Pinqeuns, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

well done!
must tell the girls at work about stressed spelled backwards!

Hey someones pinched my diet - i had copyrights on that one - my sort of diet that Lionda.

Good one eh

Hello - how you doin - not seen you on much recently - hope your keeping well and still have some sunshine to enjoy.

I'm here, but hubby has been using the laptop for his music and daughter has been on the desktop - when are they going to realise - THEY ARE MINE!!!!!

good my sort of diet.............

I'm in my element grand prix is on so O/H is glued to the telly but Iv got to run my Grandaughter in to town now

excellent