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Bigbhudda69 May 14th 2007 3:30 am
The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
:eek: Seeing that all you Ladies could not keep out of the mens page here is one just for you...some ideas for you to discuss...:eek:

Fluffy bunnies.
Anything pink.
Ironing.
Vacuming.
Cooking nice meals for your men.
Learning massage techniques to relax your men.
Make up.
Hand bags.
Frocks.
Nails.
How to encourage and compliment your man.
How to keep your man happy.
How not to interupt your man when he is talking.

I am sure you will be delighted to carry on from here on your ownsomes so will now leave you alone to have your own fun and frolics....enjoy yourselves...but don't spend too much time away from your mens needs...:eek:

Pam Sarky May 14th 2007 3:40 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69 (Post 4779136)
:eek: Seeing that all you Ladies could not keep out of the mens page here is one just for you...some ideas for you to discuss...:eek:

Fluffy bunnies.
Anything pink.
Ironing.
Vacuming.
Cooking nice meals for your men.
Learning massage techniques to relax your men.
Make up.
Hand bags.
Frocks.
Nails.
How to encourage and compliment your man.
How to keep your man happy.
How not to interupt your man when he is talking.

I am sure you will be delighted to carry on from here on your ownsomes so will now leave you alone to have your own fun and frolics....enjoy yourselves...but don't spend too much time away from your mens needs...:eek:
You cheeky monkey :p :p :p

mrsjdr May 14th 2007 3:40 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69 (Post 4779136)
:eek: Seeing that all you Ladies could not keep out of the mens page here is one just for you...some ideas for you to discuss...:eek:

Fluffy bunnies.
Anything pink.
Ironing.
Vacuming.
Cooking nice meals for your men.
Learning massage techniques to relax your men.
Make up.
Hand bags.
Frocks.
Nails.
How to encourage and compliment your man.
How to keep your man happy.
How not to interupt your man when he is talking.

I am sure you will be delighted to carry on from here on your ownsomes so will now leave you alone to have your own fun and frolics....enjoy yourselves...but don't spend too much time away from your mens needs...:eek:
Ooooooooooooo glad I am not in your shoes, you are going to get some come back for this....hmmmm....gota have thoughts about how to get you back....watch this space:eek:

Bigbhudda69 May 14th 2007 3:43 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by sam parky (Post 4779189)
You cheeky monkey :p :p :p

Whaat...?

Bigbhudda69 May 14th 2007 3:44 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by mrsjdr (Post 4779193)
Ooooooooooooo glad I am not in your shoes, you are going to get some come back for this....hmmmm....gota have thoughts about how to get you back....watch this space:eek:

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat..??

Pam Sarky May 14th 2007 3:44 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69 (Post 4779211)
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat..??
GET OFF THIS THREAD UNLESS YOU ARE FEMALE :sneaky:

MnM May 14th 2007 3:48 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69 (Post 4779136)
:eek: Seeing that all you Ladies could not keep out of the mens page here is one just for you...some ideas for you to discuss...:eek:

Fluffy bunnies.
Anything pink.
Ironing.
Vacuming.
Cooking nice meals for your men.
Learning massage techniques to relax your men.
Make up.
Hand bags.
Frocks.
Nails.
How to encourage and compliment your man.
How to keep your man happy.
How not to interupt your man when he is talking.

I am sure you will be delighted to carry on from here on your ownsomes so will now leave you alone to have your own fun and frolics....enjoy yourselves...but don't spend too much time away from your mens needs...:eek:
You forgot to mention the whips, corsets, leather and spike heels ;)

Pam Sarky May 14th 2007 3:49 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by MnM (Post 4779245)
You forgot to mention the whips, corsets, leather and spike heels ;)
and other nice toys :sneaky:

MnM May 14th 2007 3:50 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by sam parky (Post 4779252)
and other nice toys :sneaky:
ABSOLUTELY!!!! ;)

Pam Sarky May 14th 2007 3:51 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by MnM (Post 4779258)
ABSOLUTELY!!!! ;)
bet all the men come in here now (pardon the pun lol) :rofl:

crispy May 14th 2007 3:52 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by sam parky (Post 4779252)
and other nice toys :sneaky:


and things that come in jars:tounge_smile:

MnM May 14th 2007 3:53 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by sam parky (Post 4779262)
bet all the men come in here now (pardon the pun lol) :rofl:
*lmao*

MnM May 14th 2007 3:53 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4779267)
and things that come in jars:tounge_smile:
Things in jars?????

crispy May 14th 2007 3:55 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by sam parky (Post 4779262)
bet all the men come in here now (pardon the pun lol) :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: I like it.........

Pam Sarky May 14th 2007 3:56 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Did any of you girls ever watch nine and a half weeks with Mickey Rourke? The things in jars bit just reminded me about the fridge scene :wub:

MnM May 14th 2007 3:56 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4779286)
:rofl: :rofl: I like it.........
Following crispygirl around and trying to peek over her shoulder to see what's in the jar *giggle*

MnM May 14th 2007 3:58 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by sam parky (Post 4779292)
Did any of you girls ever watch nine and a half weeks with Mickey Rourke? The things in jars bit just reminded me about the fridge scene :wub:
Loved that movie....but for the life of me can't remember anything in a jar:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

crispy May 14th 2007 3:58 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by MnM (Post 4779273)
Things in jars?????
You have to remember I worked in Pathology.....you would never believe what we received.

Also my friend worked for Ann Summers, I say no more:ohmy:

Pam Sarky May 14th 2007 3:59 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by MnM (Post 4779301)
Loved that movie....but for the life of me can't remember anything in a jar:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
No I cant either, but my imagination is running riot at the moment :sneaky:

MnM May 14th 2007 4:00 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4779304)
You have to remember I worked in Pathology.....you would never believe what we received.

Also my friend worked for Ann Summers, I say no more:ohmy:
So does that mean that if any man enters here we have to hand him a jar for emergencies? *cracking up something awful here*

crispy May 14th 2007 4:01 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by sam parky (Post 4779310)
No I cant either, but my imagination is running riot at the moment :sneaky:
Laughing out so loud OH thinks I have lost it completely now.:rofl:

crispy May 14th 2007 4:04 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by MnM (Post 4779319)
So does that mean that if any man enters here we have to hand him a jar for emergencies? *cracking up something awful here*
Yes, then we can give him a big hand.

We had a bobbit in a jar once, the young girls on reception where all giggling and tried to hide it as they thought I would tell them off for being silly, you know it could be so hard sometimes to be the boss:)

rugbymatt May 14th 2007 4:04 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
great, now they have 2 threads.....

Bigbhudda69 May 14th 2007 4:04 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
:eek: :eek:

Please all stop...this thread was not designed for THOSE purpose...all future replies of that nature must be directly PMd to me...pleeeeeeease...:ohmy: :ohmy: ...:eek:

Rosemary May 14th 2007 4:05 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4779304)
You have to remember I worked in Pathology.....you would never believe what we received.

Also my friend worked for Ann Summers, I say no more:ohmy:
What a combination.

Rosemary

Rosemary May 14th 2007 4:06 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4779329)
Laughing out so loud OH thinks I have lost it completely now.:rofl:
Surely he knows that you lost it years ago like me.

Rosemary

Miss Naughty May 14th 2007 4:06 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
SSSShhhooooesssss

Pam Sarky May 14th 2007 4:08 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Gotta go now girls, keep up the good work and make BB regret ever starting this thread :rofl:

Rosemary May 14th 2007 4:09 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 4779347)
great, now they have 2 threads.....
Only two....are you sure.

Rosemary

rugbymatt May 14th 2007 4:09 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 4779387)
Only two....are you sure.

Rosemary
you wait!

Bigbhudda69 May 14th 2007 4:11 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4779345)
Yes, then we can give him a big hand.

We had a bobbit in a jar once, the young girls on reception where all giggling and tried to hide it as they thought I would tell them off for being silly, you know it could be so hard sometimes to be the boss:)
:eek: ..Steady.... it's not 9 o/clock yet...:eek:

crispy May 14th 2007 4:18 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 4779368)
What a combination.

Rosemary

Sorry, I had to go back to my place in the kitchen and make a cuppa and cake for the boys as they have just finished painting. Re above, in my defence I have never been to an Ann Summers party, have I missed something do you think.

mikelincs May 14th 2007 4:22 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by MnM (Post 4779245)
You forgot to mention the whips, corsets, leather and spike heels ;)
Now you're talking....:rofl: :lol:

mikelincs May 14th 2007 4:23 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4779304)
You have to remember I worked in Pathology.....you would never believe what we received.

:
LOL... :D :rofl:

Bigbhudda69 May 14th 2007 4:25 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4779442)
Sorry, I had to go back to my place in the kitchen and make a cuppa and cake for the boys as they have just finished painting. Re above, in my defence I have never been to an Ann Summers party, have I missed something do you think.
Good crispygirl, just like I suggested in this thread you are a beacon and shining example to all the other ladies...looking after us poor hard working men whilst the other ladies are filing their nails...hmm tea and cake..stand up and take a bow...Ladies let this show you how it is done....:eek:

crispy May 14th 2007 4:30 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69 (Post 4779470)
Good crispygirl, just like I suggested in this thread you are a beacon and shining example to all the other ladies...looking after us poor hard working men whilst the other ladies are filing their nails...hmm tea and cake..stand up and take a bow...Ladies let this show you how it is done....:eek:

BB I know my place in life and if I want to be a princess I have to make the odd sacrifice and if that means I have to do a pink job once a day then so be it.


Sorry ladies but I think you will agree we know how to keep our men thinking they know who is boss:sneaky:

Bigbhudda69 May 14th 2007 4:35 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4779489)
BB I know my place in life and if I want to be a princess I have to make the odd sacrifice and if that means I have to do a pink job once a day then so be it.


Sorry ladies but I think you will agree we know how to keep our men thinking they know who is boss:sneaky:
:eek: ...I think mr crispy is very lucky to have you on his team...;) ..:eek:

Bigbhudda69 May 14th 2007 4:38 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by MnM (Post 4779245)
You forgot to mention the whips, corsets, leather and spike heels ;)

:eek: ohhhh...be still my beating......imagination.........:eek: :eek: :eek:

crispy May 14th 2007 4:39 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69 (Post 4779516)
:eek: ...I think mr crispy is very lucky to have you on his team...;) ..:eek:

I keep telling him that but he just smiles at me:confused:

MnM May 14th 2007 4:47 am
Re: The Women's Only Thread..!!
 
Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69 (Post 4779526)
:eek: ohhhh...be still my beating......imagination.........:eek: :eek: :eek:
You beat your imagination?

Isn't there a law against that? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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