Why men don't write advice columns!
 

Why men dont write advice columns


Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years.


When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago, and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Jane



Dear Jane: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.


I hope this helps.

-Walter

Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
 

Priceless! :lol:

Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
 

Obviously written by a woman - a man would have added
"and if you leave the lousy adulterous waster and need some comfort my number is 07865 345 765"

Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
 

That number is unobtainable

Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
 

Had to take it off the hook - all you women are crazy for me it seems.

Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
 

Wouldn`t have bothered if I had known it was yours

Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
 

Ouch!!

Just off to lick my wounds.















PS
Are you a lesbian??

Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
 

Lick your what? Would you prefer that I was?

Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
 

Wounds, unfortunately I can't reach my balls, nearly put my back out a couple of times trying.

Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
 

You should practice lepdancing with me... you will be able to do it in no time at all

Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
 

Why, can you touch your balls :confused:

Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
 

WTF are you lot on about now??

Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
 

Oh yes. Of my feet.

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Dont really know, just thought id throw that one in :)

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You know what LB is like