What if ???
May 30th 2007, 10:58 pm
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What if ???
This is the what if thread .
What if ; OnlineAmiga never comes back on here as his ex girlfriend has chopped all his typing fingers off , smashed his ankles , and got him locked in a house ?
How would we know ?
What if ; BigPete never got to Mallorca , and was destined to sit on here every night telling his exploits ?
scarey thought isnt it ?
What if ; Douglas Jack became the new Prime Minister ?
What if ; Mrs BigPete gets seasick and says its her or the boat ?
easy that one ...
What if ; OnlineAmiga never comes back on here as his ex girlfriend has chopped all his typing fingers off , smashed his ankles , and got him locked in a house ?
How would we know ?
What if ; BigPete never got to Mallorca , and was destined to sit on here every night telling his exploits ?
scarey thought isnt it ?
What if ; Douglas Jack became the new Prime Minister ?
What if ; Mrs BigPete gets seasick and says its her or the boat ?
easy that one ...
May 30th 2007, 11:03 pm
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Re: What if ???
I think we are safe from DJ, he has another home and from what I have read not only is he happy but pretty streetwise too.
Andrew was on today, so the world is OK, and Pete, oh Pete, what will we do with you and your housing problems?
What if you go to Mallorca and start a chain of mobile, jet ski mounted spray tan sandwich bars?
What if you try and tow your Sunseeker 80footer down through France and end up with 40 illegals stowed away on it?
What if?
Andrew was on today, so the world is OK, and Pete, oh Pete, what will we do with you and your housing problems?
What if you go to Mallorca and start a chain of mobile, jet ski mounted spray tan sandwich bars?
What if you try and tow your Sunseeker 80footer down through France and end up with 40 illegals stowed away on it?
What if?
May 31st 2007, 10:14 am
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Re: What if ???
I think we are safe from DJ, he has another home and from what I have read not only is he happy but pretty streetwise too.
Andrew was on today, so the world is OK, and Pete, oh Pete, what will we do with you and your housing problems?
What if you go to Mallorca and start a chain of mobile, jet ski mounted spray tan sandwich bars?
What if you try and tow your Sunseeker 80footer down through France and end up with 40 illegals stowed away on it?
What if?
Andrew was on today, so the world is OK, and Pete, oh Pete, what will we do with you and your housing problems?
What if you go to Mallorca and start a chain of mobile, jet ski mounted spray tan sandwich bars?
What if you try and tow your Sunseeker 80footer down through France and end up with 40 illegals stowed away on it?
What if?
What if I had never met my hubby, had my children, moved to spain, found this site, met rugby mat............................
what if we had a party and all got to meet each other
what if big pete was in fact brad pitt
what if crispy girl was in fact madonna
what if......................................
May 31st 2007, 10:18 am
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Re: What if ???
What if I had the time I wanted to join in with this jolly banter on a regular basis
What if I had never met my hubby, had my children, moved to spain, found this site, met rugby mat............................
what if we had a party and all got to meet each other
what if big pete was in fact brad pitt
what if crispy girl was in fact madonna
what if......................................
What if I had never met my hubby, had my children, moved to spain, found this site, met rugby mat............................
what if we had a party and all got to meet each other
what if big pete was in fact brad pitt
what if crispy girl was in fact madonna
what if......................................
May 31st 2007, 10:20 am
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Re: What if ???
I knew it.this is your old pal Elle Macphereson!
Reply to me PM, I am dying to know your annswers
Reply to me PM, I am dying to know your annswers
Jun 2nd 2007, 12:54 am
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Re: What if ???
What if, our parents never had sex....none of would be here....
Jun 2nd 2007, 5:49 am
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Jun 2nd 2007, 3:08 pm
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Jun 13th 2007, 9:03 pm
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Re: What if ???
What if Lionda has been kidnapped and held for ransom ?
Could happen ! She may of been walking down a side street looking for a house for sale , when a stranger jumps out at her and offers to show her directions ! She may easily fall for it and then when they turn the corner into a dark street locally known as the dumping area , he throws her onto the pile of old Paella boxes and the used Armarda spare parts leaning along the wall ,with Lionda frantically fighting against this kicking and screaming he bashes her on the head with his Castanets !!
he then drags her into his van and as we speak is cutting out the letters from the paper to make up his ransom demands !!!
Could happen ! She may of been walking down a side street looking for a house for sale , when a stranger jumps out at her and offers to show her directions ! She may easily fall for it and then when they turn the corner into a dark street locally known as the dumping area , he throws her onto the pile of old Paella boxes and the used Armarda spare parts leaning along the wall ,with Lionda frantically fighting against this kicking and screaming he bashes her on the head with his Castanets !!
he then drags her into his van and as we speak is cutting out the letters from the paper to make up his ransom demands !!!
Jun 13th 2007, 10:41 pm
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Re: What if ???
What if when Lionda is taken to his hideout amongst the orange Groves , OnlineAmiga is there all tied up with dried Paella made into a string !!!
Jun 14th 2007, 11:18 am
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