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Old Jan 12th 2007, 6:00 pm
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and still more members join our village

ELLE1971........works in the post office,
she looks after the counter while MARYANN is off on her rounds
she can only do half days due to her gammy leg,

she lives nextdoor to glynis

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Old Jan 12th 2007, 6:29 pm
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I've brought garlic bread. It's very popular... I know... I've seen it... it's the future!
I would have brought more variety... but with my gammy leg I can only spend so long stood in the kitchen!
I've got a parcel here too. It came during my shift at the post office. It's marked as coming from "PVC-ARE-US". Now I just wonder who in the village that could be for!
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Old Jan 12th 2007, 8:36 pm
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Originally Posted by Elle1971
I've brought garlic bread. It's very popular... I know... I've seen it... it's the future!
I would have brought more variety... but with my gammy leg I can only spend so long stood in the kitchen!
I've got a parcel here too. It came during my shift at the post office. It's marked as coming from "PVC-ARE-US". Now I just wonder who in the village that could be for!
GARLIC BREAD !! GARLIC BREAD !!
SOON TO BE SIR PETER KAY
parcel must be for the vicar
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Old Jan 12th 2007, 8:39 pm
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Phew....what a busy day.....sorry I have been riding all over the village delivering male.......sorry mail. Right off to the forum arms............................please can I have a pinapple juice. I dont drink and also run the local AA meeting.
Always here if you need a chat or fancy kicking the booze.
Right post office closed for two days, though I shall keep the village shop open. Any special orders required.
I am on the razz again can i have a brandy and a sexy hot hot male xx
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All these new people in our Village, will have to bake more cakes and make more jam, my poor son, so many people to keep in order, he is such a good boy, and works so hard, always gives his helmet and truncheon a good rub and polish before he starts work!
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All these new people in our Village, will have to bake more cakes and make more jam, my poor son, so many people to keep in order, he is such a good boy, and works so hard, always gives his helmet and truncheon a good rub and polish before he starts work!
Especially as he is always round mine xx
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Old Jan 12th 2007, 9:42 pm
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All these new people in our Village, will have to bake more cakes and make more jam, my poor son, so many people to keep in order, he is such a good boy, and works so hard, always gives his helmet and truncheon a good rub and polish before he starts work!

Now, funny you should say that but when I was out delivering eggs from the farm early this morning I saw your son leaving miss naughtys house by the back door.......are you sure these rumours about him are correct
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Old Jan 12th 2007, 9:45 pm
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Well Miss Naughty, now I know, I knew the rumor was untrue, he is not the "only gay in the village" he is a Mans Man, so the question again is?????? Who is the "only gay in the village" ?????????? Think a large Vodka and tonic to celebrate down the local or similar
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Old Jan 12th 2007, 9:51 pm
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Well Miss Naughty, now I know, I knew the rumor was untrue, he is not the "only gay in the village" he is a Mans Man, so the question again is?????? Who is the "only gay in the village" ?????????? Think a large Vodka and tonic to celebrate down the local or similar
Oh right you have caught me out.
He was confessing to loving Mr Noo Noo i have yet to find Mr Noo Noo's house
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Originally Posted by Andy Pipken
GARLIC BREAD !! GARLIC BREAD !!
SOON TO BE SIR PETER KAY
parcel must be for the vicar
Andy you are nasty boy spreading rumours like that the parcel did not have any PVC inside. It was leather! ..still I will pray for you on Sunday.
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Old Jan 12th 2007, 10:14 pm
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Leather shmeather... you still shouldn't have been paying the excess postage out of the church's collection box!

By the way... it's my round. Who wants one?
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Old Jan 12th 2007, 10:54 pm
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Missed it all tonight,been for a Chinese. Well someone has to keep the cats at bay and mighty tasty too.
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Old Jan 12th 2007, 11:08 pm
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Well Miss Naughty, now I know, I knew the rumor was untrue, he is not the "only gay in the village" he is a Mans Man, so the question again is?????? Who is the "only gay in the village" ?????????? Think a large Vodka and tonic to celebrate down the local or similar
Well with Maryann enquiring after Elle's nipples I think that answers your question!!! And Mrs JDR.. a man's man ?? Surely a contradiction in your perception ??
I certainly don't think that Little Britain is a model for this village...too modern. Everyone knows that all expats hanker after living in a romanticised version of Britain in the 40s and50s, so I think we should think more Agatha Christie..
I nominate Glynis as a younger more glamorous Miss Marple.....more Angela Lansbury than Margaret Rutherford.
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Old Jan 12th 2007, 11:36 pm
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That will be the dodgy builder you are agreeing to than Rugbymatt!!!!!!!!
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Old Jan 12th 2007, 11:40 pm
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Originally Posted by mrsjdr
All these new people in our Village, will have to bake more cakes and make more jam, my poor son, so many people to keep in order, he is such a good boy, and works so hard, always gives his helmet and truncheon a good rub and polish before he starts work!
Kitchens at the Forum Arms always available for a village grand bake, just say the word mrsjdr and I'll light the gas. You bring the kind ladies from the WI and their good will and I'll supply the spirit.
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