mikelincs

I've voted as excellent, trying to be helpful. we can also be helpful in the village as we look after abandoned cats and dogs

Lionda

As I am the farmers wife I will look after all the abandoned cats and dogs on the farm

rugbymatt

Great to know we have a chinese take away in town!!!!

crispy

You seem to be a well informed young chap, can you tell us when the dodgy builder is moving into Forum Village as we need some repairs done, silly ol bugger in the corner woke up and thought he was in a paper bag and tried to fight his way out of it, knocking over the Christmas Tree that should have been taken down last week, this in tuned knock the coat stand over, that knocked the vicar off his stool who fell on to Miss Naughty who gave Rugbymatt a blackeye as she pushed him through the bar opening and down the hatch behind the bar braking the ladder and cellar door, pulling the hinges of the door frame along with half the plaster in the cellar.

And if you ask Rugbymatt I think he would agree that we need a Nurse Emmanuelle. Can't spell that but I think you get the drift...............

rugbymatt

Oh we do! We do indeed!

crispy

That we are deary, if ever you want to pop in just come along, if I'm not behind the bar just feel free to help your self we pays in trust and shares our skills for payment, all I asks of you is if you are the last one leaving the bar then can ya turn the lights off and just check that the silly ol bugger in the corner is warm enough and still breathing before you go.

crispy

That will be the dodgy builder you are agreeing to than Rugbymatt!!!!!!!!

Lionda

Will do The bloke in the corner reminds me of a time we were on holiday in Portugal, there were a crowd of us in the bar having a laugh when one of the women looked at her husband asleep after having too much to drink (he started with a liquid breakfast ) she tutted and pulled a cloth off the dining table and threw it over him "that's better" she said "now I don't have to look at him while I'm enjoying myself"

crispy

You've meet us already then.......His just raised his head and said you wants to known as the Pholosopher, so if that's OK with you all that's who is but his still the silly ol bugger to me.

Lionda

He's no use to you sleeping....he can't drink and sleep give him a nudge and tell him it's his round

Andy Pipken

we have another member
MIKELINCS............is the dog warden,
he looks like the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang
driving through the village, calling
"DOGGY TREATS ALL FREE TODAY, COME ON LITTLE DOGGIES"
" I KNOW THERE ARE HERE SOMWHERE, COME OUT LITTLE DOGGIES"

crispy

I don't know about you younger villagers but for this old dear it has got to much I have had to write down whos who. Hope to see Mikelincs round my way soon to catch the doggie who is leaving the big doo doo outside the bar door......

maryann

Phew....what a busy day.....sorry I have been riding all over the village delivering male.......sorry mail. Right off to the forum arms............................please can I have a pinapple juice. I dont drink and also run the local AA meeting.
Always here if you need a chat or fancy kicking the booze.
Right post office closed for two days, though I shall keep the village shop open. Any special orders required.

Elle1971

I don't suppose there's any chance of a large glass of Vino Collapso is there?
I've brought some nibbles with me!

maryann

Hi Elle

What nipples....sorry nibbles do you have ?