Welcome To Forum Village
Jan 11th 2007, 8:55 pm
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Re: Welcome To Forum Village
CRISPYGIRL........is the barmaid at the FORUM ARMS she serves a lovely pint while juggling with two huge melons 
I know Iam to young to go in the pub, but I saw her throught the window, I only managed a quick look at her melons,
before CONSTABLE JDR caught me, and gave me a clip round the ear.
but as I walked away rubbing my wounded ear,
I turned to see the constable staring through the same window.
I thought, practice what you preach officer.
I know Iam to young to go in the pub, but I saw her throught the window, I only managed a quick look at her melons,
before CONSTABLE JDR caught me, and gave me a clip round the ear.
but as I walked away rubbing my wounded ear,
I turned to see the constable staring through the same window.
I thought, practice what you preach officer.
Jan 11th 2007, 8:55 pm
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Re: Welcome To Forum Village
Hey Miss Naughty, fancy joining me in the Forum Arms for a drink, a sherry or two before going our separate ways.
You too Rugbymatt if you can tear yourself away from you duties.
You too Rugbymatt if you can tear yourself away from you duties.
Jan 11th 2007, 9:00 pm
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Re: Welcome To Forum Village
CRISPYGIRL........is the barmaid at the FORUM ARMS she serves a lovely pint while juggling with two huge melons
I know Iam to young to go in the pub, but I saw her throught the window, I only managed a quick look at her melons,
before CONSTABLE JDR caught me, and gave me a clip round the ear.
but as I walked away rubbing my wounded ear,
I turned to see the constable staring through the same window.
I thought, practice what you preach officer.
I know Iam to young to go in the pub, but I saw her throught the window, I only managed a quick look at her melons,
before CONSTABLE JDR caught me, and gave me a clip round the ear.
but as I walked away rubbing my wounded ear,
I turned to see the constable staring through the same window.
I thought, practice what you preach officer.
Jan 11th 2007, 9:02 pm
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Re: Welcome To Forum Village
Do you know what the only thing we are lacking in this village is the only gay.
Any takers?
Jan 11th 2007, 9:03 pm
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Re: Welcome To Forum Village
Andy Pipken, you seem to know me so well, I do in deed fit the description and I just happen to have a healthy crop of melons in my garden this year. It is just a very great shame you are to young to frequent this bar as I am sure we could of had fun.....................Still you will just have to keep peeping through the door.
Jan 11th 2007, 9:07 pm
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Jan 11th 2007, 9:08 pm
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Re: Welcome To Forum Village
One Brandy and Lemonage coming up I'll stick that on your tab then shall I, have to get myself a note book going as I have a feeling not much money will pass hands in this bar.
Jan 11th 2007, 9:09 pm
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Jan 11th 2007, 9:14 pm
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Right have we any names put forward yet for the only gay in the village
Jan 11th 2007, 9:15 pm
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