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zel May 28th 2008 8:20 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6407955)
Thank the Lord!

You know, you can go right off some people :p

Same Difference May 28th 2008 8:20 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6407962)
Imagine Zel as a step father!!!!

That is unimaginable.........he is younger than me! :lol:

Same Difference May 28th 2008 8:23 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by zel (Post 6407964)
You know, you can go right off some people :p

Nah.......you wont go off me mate! ;)

zel May 28th 2008 8:24 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6407965)
That is unimaginable.........he is younger than me! :lol:

Fancy a bedtime story oh step daughter of mine? :rofl:

Same Difference May 28th 2008 8:25 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by zel (Post 6407981)
Fancy a bedtime story oh step daughter of mine? :rofl:

Perv! :lol:

zel May 28th 2008 8:27 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6407986)
Perv! :lol:

I was more thinking of Simon's autobiography! but whatever floats your boat!

rugbymatt May 28th 2008 8:28 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by zel (Post 6407981)
Fancy a bedtime story oh step daughter of mine? :rofl:

That just sounds so wrong!

Same Difference May 28th 2008 8:28 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by zel (Post 6407993)
I was more thinking of Simon's autobiography! but whatever floats your boat!

Ok I will alloww you to read me that Dad! :rofl:

zel May 28th 2008 8:33 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6407998)
That just sounds so wrong!

Only in your warped mind!!!

Bless her, I know how hard she sometimes finds it to read properly!

Just yesterday when asked what I was upto I mentioned that I may have to goto Germany but it's looking more than more likely It'll be put off till next week.

Then that evening she msgs me assuming I left msn on as I went!!

I reckon she is blonde you know.. deep down!

Same Difference May 28th 2008 8:34 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by zel (Post 6408018)
Only in your warped mind!!!

Bless her, I know how hard she sometimes finds it to read properly!

Just yesterday when asked what I was upto I mentioned that I may have to goto Germany but it's looking more than more likely It'll be put off till next week.

Then that evening she msgs me assuming I left msn on as I went!!

I reckon she is blonde you know.. deep down!

Muppet!! :p

Same Difference May 28th 2008 8:38 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by zel (Post 6408018)
Only in your warped mind!!!

Bless her, I know how hard she sometimes finds it to read properly!

Just yesterday when asked what I was upto I mentioned that I may have to goto Germany but it's looking more than more likely It'll be put off till next week.

Then that evening she msgs me assuming I left msn on as I went!!

I reckon she is blonde you know.. deep down!


I have just checked message history and you never mentioned putting it off till next week......so there!!! :p

rugbymatt May 28th 2008 8:41 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by zel (Post 6408018)

I reckon she is blonde you know.. deep down!

Collars and cuffs eh mate

Same Difference May 28th 2008 8:48 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6408046)
Collars and cuffs eh mate

What does that mean?

zel May 28th 2008 8:52 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6408038)
I have just checked message history and you never mentioned putting it off till next week......so there!!! :p

Yeah after you editing it out!

Same Difference May 28th 2008 8:53 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by zel (Post 6408079)
Yeah after you editing it out!

:ohmy:

zel May 28th 2008 8:54 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6408065)
What does that mean?

Like a woman of the world, who runs regular international 'parties' doesn't know what that means!

Same Difference May 28th 2008 8:56 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by zel (Post 6408082)
Like a woman of the world, who runs regular international 'parties' doesn't know what that means!

I dont know what it means! :p

zel May 28th 2008 8:59 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6408099)
I dont know what it means! :p

Well in the spirit of education! here goes..

It means does ones pubes (if applicable) match the colour of ones hair!

Lesson over!

Same Difference May 28th 2008 9:01 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by zel (Post 6408111)
Well in the spirit of education! here goes..

It means does ones pubes (if applicable) match the colour of ones hair!

Lesson over!

Yuk........you two are disgusting!!!

Have you seen the anti hijack thread? :sneaky:

zel May 28th 2008 9:03 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6408117)
Yuk........you two are disgusting!!!

Have you seen the anti hijack thread? :sneaky:

How am *I* disgusting? I didn't say it! I was just explaining what it meant!!

For god sake woman, stop watching Trisha and pay attention!

Same Difference May 28th 2008 9:04 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by zel (Post 6408133)
How am *I* disgusting? I didn't say it! I was just explaining what it meant!!

For god sake woman, stop watching Trisha and pay attention!

The telly doesnt go on in this house till Emerdale starts at 8pm!! :p

rugbymatt May 28th 2008 9:04 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by zel (Post 6408133)
How am *I* disgusting? I didn't say it! I was just explaining what it meant!!

For god sake woman, stop watching Trisha and pay attention!

Is Trisha on???


Wait there............

Same Difference May 28th 2008 9:06 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by zel (Post 6408133)
How am *I* disgusting? I didn't say it! I was just explaining what it meant!!

For god sake woman, stop watching Trisha and pay attention!

And anyway.......you knew what it meant, so yes you are disgusting!! :rofl:

rugbymatt May 28th 2008 9:06 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6408146)
And anyway.......you knew what it meant, so yes you are disgusting!! :rofl:

I thought he was too.......

Same Difference May 28th 2008 9:08 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 
Debsy just got your karma.........how did you manage to brew up for Eric and Jo?

Where were you?

El Capitan May 28th 2008 9:08 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 
I used to wonder if the gals who shaved their heads had matching collars and cuffs.

rugbymatt May 28th 2008 9:09 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6408154)
Debsy just got your karma.........how did you manage to brew up for Eric and Jo?

Where were you?

are you talking to yourself again?

DebsyW May 28th 2008 9:10 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6408154)
Debsy just got your karma.........how did you manage to brew up for Eric and Jo?

Where were you?

Not on here... will pm you

Same Difference May 28th 2008 9:10 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6408161)
are you talking to yourself again?

She made Eric Pollard and Jo Sugden and cuppa at the weekend!!

Keep up!!

Same Difference May 28th 2008 9:10 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 6408165)
Not on here... will pm you

Hurry up..........Im intrigued!

rugbymatt May 28th 2008 9:11 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6408167)
She made Eric Pollard and Jo Sugden and cuppa at the weekend!!

Keep up!!

NO!

REALLY?


who the fluck are?

zel May 28th 2008 9:14 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6408174)
NO!

REALLY?


who the fluck are?


sounds like 'upt narf' names to me mate...

rugbymatt May 28th 2008 9:15 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by zel (Post 6408184)
sounds like 'upt narf' names to me mate...

I think they are having a private Northern chat........

It will be all grunts, nods, touching cloth caps, and "eh ups"

DebsyW May 28th 2008 9:18 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6408195)
I think they are having a private Northern chat........

It will be all grunts, nods, touching cloth caps, and "eh ups"

We`ve finished now.. I`m just putting me clogs on an I`m gonna take t`whippet out for a walk.

rugbymatt May 28th 2008 9:19 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 6408204)
We`ve finished now.. I`m just putting me clogs on an I`m gonna take t`whippet out for a walk.

gonna 'ave pint of mild on way back too?

zel May 28th 2008 9:22 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 6408204)
We`ve finished now.. I`m just putting me clogs on an I`m gonna take t`whippet out for a walk.

A Dutch northerner then? how rare!

DebsyW May 28th 2008 9:27 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6408209)
gonna 'ave pint of mild on way back too?

Nah a nice cuppa tea... then it`s hair in curlers and hairnet back on

DebsyW May 28th 2008 9:27 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by zel (Post 6408218)
A Dutch northerner then? how rare!

Eee dam

zel May 28th 2008 9:28 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 

Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 6408239)
Nah a nice cuppa tea... then it`s hair in curlers and hairnet back on

Then out to feed pigs?

DebsyW May 28th 2008 9:31 pm

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 
Where`s SD gone? Shouldn`t take this long to read a pm... surely


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