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rugbymatt May 28th 2008 10:14 am

Re: TIM, CLEAN YOUR POOL!!!!
 
so have we decided if the story is real or not?

leighbloke May 28th 2008 10:15 am

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6406774)
Bad breath and a smelly arse! :lol:

Did I mention my foot odour problem?

Same Difference May 28th 2008 10:15 am

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6406783)
Did I mention my foot odour problem?

Cheesey feet?

Sam Greenfield May 28th 2008 10:15 am

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Where is Tim tonight???????

Is he cleaning his pool???????

Love you Tim :rofl:

leighbloke May 28th 2008 10:16 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6406779)
so have we decided if the story is real or not?

You talking about Tims pool bound 4some?

DebsyW May 28th 2008 10:16 am

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6406783)
Did I mention my foot odour problem?

Sam noticed that... she was sitting nearest to you....

leighbloke May 28th 2008 10:16 am

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6406785)
Cheesey feet?

Has she been talking to you??

Same Difference May 28th 2008 10:17 am

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6406795)
Has she been talking to you??

Top secret mate......cant tell you!

Sam Greenfield May 28th 2008 10:17 am

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6406789)
You talking about Tims pool bound 4some?


He's having a 4some in the pool as well - wow what a guy - he must be good :rofl:

rugbymatt May 28th 2008 10:18 am

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6406789)
You talking about Tims pool bound 4some?

his foursome was real, I was one of the four..............he was crap and had a teeny penis by the way............

DebsyW May 28th 2008 10:18 am

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Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 6406787)
Where is Tim tonight???????

Is he cleaning his pool???????

Love you Tim :rofl:

Probably floating in it if wifey has seen this!! :rofl:

Same Difference May 28th 2008 10:19 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6406799)
his foursome was real, I was one of the four..............he was crap and had a teeny penis by the way............

I was there too and Matt more than made up for Tims tiny penis!!

Same Difference May 28th 2008 10:19 am

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Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 6406800)
Probably floating in it if wifey has seen this!! :rofl:

:lol:

rugbymatt May 28th 2008 10:20 am

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6406802)
I was there too and Matt more than made up for Tims tiny penis!!

yeah bebeh!!!!!

leighbloke May 28th 2008 10:20 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6406799)
his foursome was real, I was one of the four..............he was crap and had a teeny penis by the way............

Like peas in a pod then??

DebsyW May 28th 2008 10:20 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6406806)
yeah bebeh!!!!!

..then she woke up :rofl:

Same Difference May 28th 2008 10:20 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6406806)
yeah bebeh!!!!!

:wub:

leighbloke May 28th 2008 10:21 am

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Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 6406800)
Probably floating in it if wifey has seen this!! :rofl:

Well something's floating in it?

rugbymatt May 28th 2008 10:22 am

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6406808)
Like peas in a pod then??

I was actually going to say that it much the same as if it had been with you........

Same Difference May 28th 2008 10:22 am

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6406811)
Well something's floating in it?

Tims bowels porbably exploded when she pushed him in! :rofl:

leighbloke May 28th 2008 10:25 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6406812)
I was actually going to say that it much the same as if it had been with you........

I can imagine.

Same Difference May 28th 2008 7:30 pm

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Dont you fancy a foursome this morning Tim........maybe we could manage a fivesome? :rofl:

rugbymatt May 28th 2008 7:32 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6407772)
Don you fancy a foursome this morning Tim........maybe we could manage a fivesome? :rofl:

Don you?

Same Difference May 28th 2008 7:33 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6407780)
Don you?

Still half asleep!! :blink:

rugbymatt May 28th 2008 7:39 pm

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Since the weather is good mate, get your arse down to the pool and give those poor pool deprived kids a swim!

Same Difference May 28th 2008 7:43 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6407809)
Since the weather is good mate, get your arse down to the pool and give those poor pool deprived kids a swim!

The weather is still crap here! :(

rugbymatt May 28th 2008 7:43 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6407824)
The weather is still crap here! :(

I got it from the horses mouth that the weather is good where he is.....

Same Difference May 28th 2008 7:45 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6407826)
I got it from the horses mouth that the weather is good where he is.....

GET YOUR POOL CLEANED TIM!

rugbymatt May 28th 2008 7:48 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6407839)
GET YOUR POOL CLEANED TIM!

He will be so happy

Same Difference May 28th 2008 7:49 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6407853)
He will be so happy

He is very quiet.........perhaps he is out there cleaning it now!

rugbymatt May 28th 2008 7:50 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6407856)
He is very quiet.........perhaps he is out there cleaning it now!

He has gone quiet on MSN too.............

Same Difference May 28th 2008 7:55 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6407860)
He has gone quiet on MSN too.............

He is back on msn now.......he had a nightmare with internet connections yesterday so may be having problems this morning!

zel May 28th 2008 8:04 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6407874)
He is back on msn now.......he had a nightmare with internet connections yesterday so may be having problems this morning!

Nah he was just avoiding you, he did mention that he was getting tired of your sexual advances towards him! tut tut!

Same Difference May 28th 2008 8:05 pm

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Originally Posted by zel (Post 6407905)
Nah he was just avoiding you, he did mention that he was getting tired of your sexual advances towards him! tut tut!

Excuse me?

Its you that gets pervy on msn matey!!

zel May 28th 2008 8:09 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6407910)
Excuse me?

Its you that gets pervy on msn matey!!

Retract that statement right now! you've obviously got me confused with Matt!

I remember yesterdays convo about me asking you to find me a rich widow out there as long as she doesn't want any funny business!

rugbymatt May 28th 2008 8:10 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6407910)
Excuse me?

Its you that gets pervy on msn matey!!

He does with me too............

Same Difference May 28th 2008 8:11 pm

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Originally Posted by zel (Post 6407924)
Retract that statement right now! you've obviously got me confused with Matt!

I remember yesterdays convo about me asking you to find me a rich widow out there as long as she doesn't want any funny business!

You were asking about my mother!! :lol:



Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6407925)
He does with me too............

He stoops very low!!

zel May 28th 2008 8:16 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6407931)
You were asking about my mother!! :lol:

Yeah! but she wasn't rich enough :(

Same Difference May 28th 2008 8:17 pm

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Originally Posted by zel (Post 6407947)
Yeah! but she wasn't rich enough :(

Thank the Lord!

rugbymatt May 28th 2008 8:19 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6407955)
Thank the Lord!

Imagine Zel as a step father!!!!


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