Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 4988975)

Hi silverchick
Oh god thats awful but as you say made me chuckle - reminded me of one of the kids from school - he came in very upset one day - when asked what was the matter he replied my bird has died - so we were very sympathetic giving him cuddles and asking him if he was ok and did the big shpeel about how things die and how sad it is etc etc etc. We asked him how the poor bird died and he said it drowned in his glass of orange juice - well i lost it at that point coz i could see this poor bird upside down in his orange juice with its legs sticking out of the top - im truly sorry if i have upset anyone but i have a very warped sense of humour and just wet my sides laughing - bad lady.
Sam

Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 4990333)

I wish id wrote down all the funny things the kids have said or done over the years - it would make a great book - sometimes when i tell my hubby and kids things that theyve said and done at school they say im making it up - believe me my imagination is not good enough to make some things up that they come out with :lol:.
Sam

Originally Posted by silverchick (Post 4988951)

another non kid one but funny in a sick way!
An old friend was on a first date with this really posh girl(who he did marry eventually) went back to her house for 'coffee' her parents were out as he walked into the sitting room, all very nice, log fire burning, very atmospheric, she told him to mind the bird, her mum had probably left it flying around. Anyway as he sat down, the bird decided to land, on his foot, he crossed his legs with such enthusiasm that as the bird came in to land, he kicked it, into the open fire. try explaining that one. it was the only legover he got that night!! :(

Originally Posted by featherbum (Post 4995464)

sorry to be mean but thats the funniest thing ever!:rofl:

oh and the poo incident reminded me of my brother when he was little- he had a poo in his potty, found a paint brush and decided to decorate the walls....with the contents of his potty :ohmy:

Originally Posted by silverchick (Post 5000023)

yuk!!!! sounds like one of those dirty protests they have in prison!!

Originally Posted by featherbum (Post 5000215)

WHAT?:ohmy:
IS THAT WHAT HAPPENS IN PRISON????
how gross:rofl:

Originally Posted by featherbum (Post 4995464)

sorry to be mean but thats the funniest thing ever!:rofl:

oh and the poo incident reminded me of my brother when he was little- he had a poo in his potty, found a paint brush and decided to decorate the walls....with the contents of his potty :ohmy:

Originally Posted by ironporer (Post 5000708)

IP Jr. did the same...sans brush, he is a finger poo painter it seems.

Originally Posted by jdr (Post 5001739)

Ah, a better field of depth in the work then. ;-))