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My granddaughter, seen in my avatar, is currently into Dora the Explorer, last week her mum took her shopping with her and her older sister. They went to ASDA, while her mum was shopping she asked her elder dau to look after Parris, however she wasn't watching all the time, and when her mum found her again Parris had stripped ALL her clothes off, and was getting dressed in Dora clothes off the hangers, she had put on a t shirt, far to big as it came down to her ankles, and was trying to put on some trainers, about 6 sizes too big. Luckily the sales staff saw the funny side.

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could be worse, when my sister was little mum caught her having a poo on one of the display toilets in Fads!!right in the middle of the shop!:rofl:

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Not something I'd admit to, however, karma on it's way for being so honest;)

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:rofl::rofl:

Funniest thing I have heard all day. Which makes up for the horrible going ons where I am. This morning when walking to work, I live very close, I could only get so far as road taped off and police everywhere, so had a long detour to the school where I work. Very disconcerting when you see something like that so close to a school. Anyway allegedly there was a murder, so as the children came in, the ones that could get through were saying some very strange things, as they would only being of primary age, it was the girls in the junior part who were getting hysterical saying there were mass murderers on the loose. terrible that they could think like that but in our day and age anything can happen. Road still shut off tonight, enquiries still going on close by. So hearing the funny snippet made up for the terrible things that happen so close to home.
Luv Eve

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Thank you for sharing :D

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:thumbsup:
De nada.
xx

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Glad it cheered you all up!!:):D

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heres another one for you. When my eldest son (now 17!) was a toddler he came in from the garden with something in his mouth, which I removed, only to find it was a crispy dried up dead fledgling!!! yeuchkkkkkkkkkkkk:ohmy::ohmy:
Also not child relaated but my friend was out on a date, dressed up to the nines, tottering along in high heels , very spikey ones, when the chap she was with asked her what was on her heel, when she looked, she saw to her horror it was a dead frog, she'd stepped right in the middle of it and was wearing it like an accessory!!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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:thumbsup::rofl::rofl:

Love the frog one.
xx

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Hi
I know this isnt a kids one as well but couldnt help telling this classic from a friend of mine.
She was decorating her front room and she decided she wanted a dado rail - so off she went to B&Q with hubby and kids in tow. She was looking at all the wood bits and couldnt find what she was looking for so stopped the young man and said - have you got any dildo rail - the poor young man said - pardon madam - so she repeated - do you sell dildo rail - her hubby said the young man went scarlet and said - errrrrrr i'll have to go and check in the back so off he trotted. Hubby was in hysterics and she said - what are you laughing at and he said - do you know what you asked for and she said yes dildo rail why??? So he said do you mean dildo or dado - on realising her mistake she fled the shop with a very very red face.
Shame really id have loved to hear what the poor young worker came back with for her :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:.
Sam

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lolol thats hilarious Like an ex boyfriends wife who was very uptight and repressed was playing scrabble with my ex and her parents and put the name of something down when asked what it was said it was the name of a very small ORGASM instead of organism he nearly wet himself laughing:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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another non kid one but funny in a sick way!
An old friend was on a first date with this really posh girl(who he did marry eventually) went back to her house for 'coffee' her parents were out as he walked into the sitting room, all very nice, log fire burning, very atmospheric, she told him to mind the bird, her mum had probably left it flying around. Anyway as he sat down, the bird decided to land, on his foot, he crossed his legs with such enthusiasm that as the bird came in to land, he kicked it, into the open fire. try explaining that one. it was the only legover he got that night!! :(

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Hi silverchick
Thats brill :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: - thats an Yvonne type mistake aswell - i wonder if they are related somehow :lol:.
Sam

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Hi silverchick
Oh god thats awful but as you say made me chuckle - reminded me of one of the kids from school - he came in very upset one day - when asked what was the matter he replied my bird has died - so we were very sympathetic giving him cuddles and asking him if he was ok and did the big shpeel about how things die and how sad it is etc etc etc. We asked him how the poor bird died and he said it drowned in his glass of orange juice - well i lost it at that point coz i could see this poor bird upside down in his orange juice with its legs sticking out of the top - im truly sorry if i have upset anyone but i have a very warped sense of humour and just wet my sides laughing - bad lady.
Sam

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sick but very funny!!:rofl::rofl:

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ooh sorry couldn't help laughing at that one. I know the feeling well , you are listening sympathetically to some child at school and once you get the giggles it just goes from bad to worse, it is very hard not to give the game away, but they do crack you up without realising how funny they are!
Luv Eve
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I wish id wrote down all the funny things the kids have said or done over the years - it would make a great book - sometimes when i tell my hubby and kids things that theyve said and done at school they say im making it up - believe me my imagination is not good enough to make some things up that they come out with :lol:.
Sam

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:thumbsup::thumbsup:
Totally agree
Could have written a best seller.

All the best Eve

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sorry to be mean but thats the funniest thing ever!:rofl:

oh and the poo incident reminded me of my brother when he was little- he had a poo in his potty, found a paint brush and decided to decorate the walls....with the contents of his potty :ohmy:

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yuk!!!! sounds like one of those dirty protests they have in prison!!

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WHAT?:ohmy:
IS THAT WHAT HAPPENS IN PRISON????
how gross:rofl:

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yup, I have a friend who is a prison governor and sometimes they do a dirty protest if they're complaining about something(like not getting parole ) mind you the warders don't mind they get paid extra buntz for having to deal with it!

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IP Jr. did the same...sans brush, he is a finger poo painter it seems.

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Ah, a better field of depth in the work then. ;-))

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Yeas, and depth...poo-relief