Tattoos to die for....
 

Or maybe that should have read to die from shame...

http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/page/1/

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:rofl:
Jesus there (or shud I say thier) are some seriously stupid people around.

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I tell you straight. My son in law introduced me to this site, and in the last 24 hours I have read nearly 40 pages of this stuff, and my brain is starting to curl at the edges.

The site is proof that Einsten was wrong, and while the universe may be finite, the well of human stupidity simply has no bottom, and is truly infinite.

I have just seen one tattoo made up of 6 words, and three of those are misspelled.

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In the main I was referring to the tattoos, but of course its essential to get the spelling correct. (BTW we all make the odd mistake) ;)

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Yeah, but there's a world of difference between fat finger syndrome, or a brain fart on here, and having said mistake inked indelibly on their skin.

Plus, have you seen how many of those tats are done so very badly!

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According to the heading it took a lot of strength to do that one.
I would have thought one hell of a lot of alcohol myself.

I hate them all, piercings as well, though I have occasionally been known to overlook very tiny ones, tastefully done in appropriate locations. ;)

Very sad that folk can't be happy in the skin they were born in.
I often wonder if it points to some form of inadequacy in either the brain or self esteem department.
Just my personal opiinion of course, no offence meant or intended to tattooed ppl.worldwide. :sneaky:

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I don't think it's inadequacy, more a form of body dismorphia, like transgenderism.

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I met a guy on a course once who had a drinking buddy in his village. The drinking buddy was called 'nodge'. His real name was John but he tattooed his name on his forehead when he was a teenager, in front of a mirror.:eek:

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have to agree, In the navy I saw loads of tattoos but always managed to resist the "urge" (if that is what it is) even when drunk

I know some are done for personal\family reasons etc, at times of high emotion, but when I see them it still makes me think the individual has displayed their personal inadequacies for the world to see.
Sometimes I think it must be because they didnt display any drawing aptititude at school and are now getting someone else to convert the scribblings in their head to their skin so they can show everyone else how clever they really are.

David Beckham is an advertisers nightmare, they never know what or where he is going to pay someone to scribble, reducing his options. He may be rich but understand he wasnt the brightest in his class.
Wonder if Banksy has tattoos ? ?

Our ancient ancestors did it because they were bored because television hadnt been invented, or to identify different tribes in an emerging society, I thought we were trying to drag ouselves out of the wearing of blue woad into the 21st century.

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At least Beckhams abusing his own body and not someone elses property.

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... To think that 25 years ago I was made fun of and considered a bad influence (who, me???) at school simply because I decided to get two extra holes in my left ear.... That was before "a little decoration" was fashionable. Imagine if I had one something like those tattoos... Thankfully I'm not that STUPID!

The ugliest for me are the "family photos"... do you really need to tattoo faces, or names... or anything to remember your loved ones??? What's wrong with photos or simply your memory? And WHY did you tattoo yourself or got your drunk friend to do it? How can people not check the spelling before allowing a needle to touch their skin and "decorate" it for the rest of "thier" lives???

Sorry, no tattoos for me or my media naranja... I would actually divorce him if I were to look at something as ugly as some of those pics everyday...

Seriously, how will they look with shagging aged skin? Is there a website of photos of deformed tattos? :rofl:

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Absolutely. Plus, if you were to have your kids' likeness tattooed on, why make it look as tho they were mutants possessed by Satan?

As for some tat's, wouldn't you say to some of the females, "Darling, just think what cellulite is going to go to that!"

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and on a man I have over the years seen a dolphin become a whale

:eek:

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Buggered if I know ;)

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extrapolating this out slightly, Victoria Beckham as Interior Design Executive for the Land Rover Evoque ??

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-interior.html

http://www.autocar.co.uk/blogs/anyth...r-s-ranks.aspx

nothing trivial of course........

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You can take the girl out of Essex......

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done that and dumped her in Granada ..:rofl:

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That is pretty funny.

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How do they know they were bored because television hadn't been invented? If it hadn't been invented they wouldn't know they were bored because of it not being there.

Personaly I have quite a few large tattoos and I like them. I paid a hell of a lot of money to have them done by top artists and they weren't done out of any inadequacy and the only one I regret is the name of my ex, was a stupid idea at the time and I will have it laser removed some time soon.

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Yeah, you see the difference is between someone investing money and thought into a good tat, and some moron having a tattoo done badly by an illiterate drunk with shaky hands, AND NOT HAVING THE BRAINS TO CHECK THE SPELLING FIRST.

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Yes, I've seen that happen so many times regarding an ex and then the next and the next ex in some cases, leaving behind a horrible mess, so I hope they manage to tidy yours up ok.

Regarding your other large tattoos which you say you like, does it ever cross your mind whether or not other ppl like them, or do you just like to appreciate them yourself ?
Maybe you'll never know for sure, as possibly most ppl. would likely say they are nice just to be polite.

On the other hand maybe OPs opinions don't concern you at all ?
As you see I'm still trying to fathom it out, why ppl.get tattooed, especially as in your case, a number of large ones.

You say my opinion is wrong, fair enough, but maybe you can explain the exact reason yourself, as I presume there's a bit more to it than simply because you like them yourself, or maybe I'm wrong again there as well ?

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TBH I've never thought about other peoples opinions with regards to my tattoos and of the few people that have commented they have said how unusual they are.
As to the reason why I got my tattoos it was simpley a case of I saw one I really liked and if I like something, I like it. I'm not an undesicive person who spends 1 hour walking around a clothes shop trying to decide on what I may or may not like. If I see something that's right for me I'll know it instantly and can spend hours walking into clothes shops but only spend 1 minute or so in each until I find the item that's right for me so I knew I would allways like the tattoos I chose.
My tattoos are kind of an extension of my personality and whilst others may find them curious I know what they signify to me. All my tattoos follow along the same theme. The only way you would know I had any is if I'm wearing shorts or a T-shirt.

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Personally do not understand why someone wishes to have this done, looks to my eyes quite vile, most unatrractive, but each to their own:unsure:

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Well, they don't float my boat, but can appreciate a good tattoo. Having said that, I cannot understand why someone would want a bad, miss spelled one.

If you go to the link I posted in the OP, and look at a few pages, you will see what I mean.

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Quite agree, to me it's deliberate disfigurement of their own body or skin they were born with and all tattooes except the tiniest most delicate ones look obnoxious, but as you say, each to their own.

As for the one who can't spell,...words fail me.

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Yeah. me too. Did you look at those pages of tat's? There were one or two had tattoos of the autopsy pics of the Back Dahlia's disfigured face.

I mean, like why?

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Got a little one on me back. ;);)

http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/s...sa/renega6.jpg

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That's a bit better than unicorns vomiting or farting rainbows....

I bet he'd be a favourite in jail....

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Top comment of the year for me!!

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