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leighbloke Jun 1st 2008 10:35 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6423649)
I did nothing, but I did only finish shagging sheep about an hour ago....

You knew I would.

Bigbhudda69 Jun 1st 2008 10:38 am

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Do you need any more help to blow the candles out...

leighbloke Jun 1st 2008 10:40 am

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Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69 (Post 6423662)
Do you need any more help to blow the candles out...

That's Matts favorite superhero "Ever Ready Man"

rugbymatt Jun 1st 2008 10:42 am

Re: Suspicious Birthday thread
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6423652)
You knew I would.

that's why I posted it.....

quiet tonight innit?

leighbloke Jun 1st 2008 10:44 am

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Yup.

So how many of your lovers have you shaved today??

rugbymatt Jun 1st 2008 10:46 am

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6423679)
Yup.

So how many of your lovers have you shaved today??

2 of us have done 212 since about 5.30, although to be fair I dint start until nearly 7 so about 100 were done by the time I started....

leighbloke Jun 1st 2008 10:49 am

Re: Suspicious Birthday thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6423684)
2 of us have done 212 since about 5.30, although to be fair I dint start until nearly 7 so about 100 were done by the time I started....

AM or PM? is that alot?

I used to lodge with a shepherd/sheep shearer in Cumbria - bloody bath was always full of tics.

rugbymatt Jun 1st 2008 10:51 am

Re: Suspicious Birthday thread
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6423689)
AM or PM? is that alot?

I used to lodge with a shepherd/sheep shearer in Cumbria - bloody bath was always full of tics.

PM, its so so really, I only did about 50, I don't ever count them.


We even got to play with the gun, the other guy went straight through a back leg tendon, so there wasn't anything we could do..........


Lock and load baby, lock and load!

leighbloke Jun 1st 2008 10:53 am

Re: Suspicious Birthday thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6423697)
PM, its so so really, I only did about 50, I don't ever count them.


We even got to play with the gun, the other guy went straight through a back leg tendon, so there wasn't anything we could do..........


Lock and load baby, lock and load!

OK you've lost me - gun?? tendon?? are we talking stun or projectile??

rugbymatt Jun 1st 2008 10:55 am

Re: Suspicious Birthday thread
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6423699)
OK you've lost me - gun?? tendon?? are we talking stun or projectile??

we are talking terminal here.....

leighbloke Jun 1st 2008 11:06 am

Re: Suspicious Birthday thread
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6423706)
we are talking terminal here.....

Poor sheep - are they food? or is there something else you can do with a dead sheep?? (apart from that)

anabella Jun 1st 2008 11:19 am

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Matt celebrates his birthday every months.. he must be quite old by now..

Same Difference Jun 1st 2008 6:26 pm

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LB and Matt............drivel.........utter drivel!! :lol:

rugbymatt Jun 1st 2008 8:28 pm

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6424374)
LB and Matt............drivel.........utter drivel!! :lol:

we were talking LB's favourite subject.....



he even asked me to pick him up something a little special for his special little girl....

Same Difference Jun 1st 2008 9:27 pm

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6424628)
we were talking LB's favourite subject.....



he even asked me to pick him up something a little special for his special little girl....

What are you doing with that sheep?


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