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OK OK OK

How come its both SD and RMs Birthdays today ... are they twins?

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I heard they were separated at birth:p Must have been really difficult seeing that they are joined at the hip;)

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I cant believe its took you till now to wish me and Matt Happy Birthday! :(

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Yep, Matt's the placenta

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Who wished you happy b/day??

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Nobody! :(

But a birthday thread is better than nothing!

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:rofl::rofl:

Oh and happy birthdays all round.

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Thanks mate........I knew I could rely on you! ;)

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Your very welcome......

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Not if it's based on lies - this is being discussed elsewhere - & though I'd normally just tell you you're full of shit and ask what do want to drink - it would seem normal people would never want to talk to you again.

So you are a bad, bad girl - until you post a naked chest shot - (obviously it would need to be a close-up in your case) - it's over between us

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ok, so Happy Birthday you two, already!;):rofl:

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Thankyou Sally! :D

Im sure Matt will be on later to thankyou himself! ;)

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It will never be over between us my darlin.................;)

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Happy birthday to you both, I think it`s Matts third this year. ;-))

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Nobody wished me happy birthday for last Saturday (24th May) which was my retirement:thumbsup:. Did I forget to put my dob on when I signed up to BEP?:confused:

Anyway, we had a great time, all 40 of us.

JJ

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Hope you had a good one, put your DOB down and it will show on the forum index and we will then know. ;-))

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Thanks jdr will do that.

JJx

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Happy Birthday for last Saturday.......was it a special one?:thumbsup:

In case you havent noticed, its mine and Rugbymatts bierthday today! :D

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Is he related to the Queen :rofl: - she only has 2 so he must be so much more important than her ;)

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Its just possible that all this should be in the,Why do people lie thread?

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Just this once... I agree... but could be cos it`s a special occasion.. it being SD and RM birthdays..... yeah right! :rofl: What you two up to? Bored???

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Well, happy Birthday to you both again .... will you be having another one next month?

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I don't see enough happy birthday'ing going on in here!

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Does it matter to you what others think?

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We're all exhausted about wishing you a happy Birthday from previous occasions

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Yes LB, it does, you should know by now that I need the validation of people I have never met to justify my existence, so wish me happy birthday now!

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No - I don't believe it's your b/day.

"validation" - good word!

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It might be my birthday, it might not....


but just like in the papers, it says it is in writing, so it must be true.

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OK, I'll feign interest, have you had a good day? what did the chick get you?

(Joe Hart just making his debut - that's another couple of mill' when we sell him)

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I did nothing, but I did only finish shearing sheep about an hour ago....

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You knew I would.

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Do you need any more help to blow the candles out...

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That's Matts favorite superhero "Ever Ready Man"

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that's why I posted it.....

quiet tonight innit?

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Yup.

So how many of your lovers have you shaved today??

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2 of us have done 212 since about 5.30, although to be fair I dint start until nearly 7 so about 100 were done by the time I started....

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AM or PM? is that alot?

I used to lodge with a shepherd/sheep shearer in Cumbria - bloody bath was always full of tics.

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PM, its so so really, I only did about 50, I don't ever count them.


We even got to play with the gun, the other guy went straight through a back leg tendon, so there wasn't anything we could do..........


Lock and load baby, lock and load!

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OK you've lost me - gun?? tendon?? are we talking stun or projectile??

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we are talking terminal here.....