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XTreme Oct 9th 2007 9:35 am

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Originally Posted by sarahchirles (Post 5405936)
Yes you are a lesbian! But in Carrefour Finestrat they wear roller skates... so maybe that makes you BI-SKATE curious?

Live with it honey :rofl:

Them roller skating girls in Carrefour are real hotties! :eek:

Karmen Oct 9th 2007 9:37 am

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Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 5394986)
I just needed to get the lesbian thing off my chest.
You know what it's like....you repress the urges for so long....and then you've just got to come out. I'm much happier with myself now that I've openly admitted that I want to have sex with women.
I think the till girls in Carrefour Cartagena would be as good a place to start as any....what do you think? Are they go-ers? :)

Sorry Xtreme your not butch or pretty enough to be a Lesbian, you lose out again!!!

Try the roller skate thing though i'm up for a laugh :)

Mitzyboy Oct 10th 2007 6:04 am

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Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 5394986)
I just needed to get the lesbian thing off my chest.
You know what it's like....you repress the urges for so long....and then you've just got to come out. I'm much happier with myself now that I've openly admitted that I want to have sex with women.
I think the till girls in Carrefour Cartagena would be as good a place to start as any....what do you think? Are they go-ers? :)

This is surreal :lol:

Relampago Oct 10th 2007 8:22 am

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Extreme

I have read some message where you say that the " murciano " is the most bastard of the spanish dialects...and the matter causes you a lot of hilarity

That I know, I don't know which is the " dialect murciano ", my language is the spanish, and then you explain to me that it is for you a bastard dialect and why reason this causes you many laughs...

Karmen Oct 10th 2007 12:21 pm

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Originally Posted by sonofspain1973 (Post 5410413)
Extreme

I have read some message where you say that the " murciano " is the most bastard of the spanish dialects...and the matter causes you a lot of hilarity

That I know, I don't know which is the " dialect murciano ", my language is the spanish, and then you explain to me that it is for you a bastard dialect and why reason this causes you many laughs...

Sonofspain1973

Please do not take insult at anything that Xtreme says, he has a welsh sense of humour that even the English find hard to understand.

Look up Welsh in your dictionary, Xtreme is 'basterdising' the spanish language when he speaks Spanish. Though your grasp of English is very good, please extend your vocabulary by replying to normal people instead of trying to understand any of Xtreme's posts.

Listening to the Welsh can seriously damage your Education. LOL

XTreme Oct 10th 2007 6:37 pm

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Originally Posted by sonofspain1973 (Post 5410413)
Extreme

I have read some message where you say that the " murciano " is the most bastard of the spanish dialects...and the matter causes you a lot of hilarity

That I know, I don't know which is the " dialect murciano ", my language is the spanish, and then you explain to me that it is for you a bastard dialect and why reason this causes you many laughs...

I think you'll find the word I used was "bastardised"....which is used in relation to the way that the Murciano accent has twisted the sounds from the classical Spanish way.
It's not used to say everybody from Murcia is a bastard.....and I can't recall saying how it was hilarious either. Cos it's not.....it's very frustrating to people like us. I mean, why do you all have to end a sentence by dragging out the last word to such an extent that you sound as if you're a balloon that's deflating? :lol:
And frankly it's pretty odd behaviour on your part to go searching through all my old posts at a time when most normal Spanish guys of your age would be out "Livin' La Vida Loca".
Haven't you got a girlfriend? If you need advice on how to charm and mesmerise Spanish ladies....just ask!
They don't call me the goddam Genetic Jackhammer for nothing you know! :cool:

Relampago Oct 10th 2007 10:06 pm

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Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 5411634)
I think you'll find the word I used was "bastardised"....which is used in relation to the way that the Murciano accent has twisted the sounds from the classical Spanish way.
It's not used to say everybody from Murcia is a bastard.....and I can't recall saying how it was hilarious either. Cos it's not.....it's very frustrating to people like us. I mean, why do you all have to end a sentence by dragging out the last word to such an extent that you sound as if you're a balloon that's deflating? :lol:
And frankly it's pretty odd behaviour on your part to go searching through all my old posts at a time when most normal Spanish guys of your age would be out "Livin' La Vida Loca".
Haven't you got a girlfriend? If you need advice on how to charm and mesmerise Spanish ladies....just ask!
They don't call me the goddam Genetic Jackhammer for nothing you know! :cool:

I have seen the message by pure chance. I don't have the most minimum interest in looking your messages, also of the all time that I take here, I have not still maintained, nor of far, a normal conversation with you. I suppose that you receive a pension of the british government by abnormal or moron :)

But I should admit that when you called us bastards that got me a lot the attention, because in more than an occasion I have read as some englishmen, for example, they call bastard or people of doubtful origin to the welsh. For that reason I asked it to you

With all my respects to the welsh, that they won't be as you, certainly

And of course, if you don't know the accents in Spain, in this case Murcia, please I request to you that you close the mouth, because I am of the north of Murcia (my population is not very far from Albacete) and our accent is totally different to the murcianos of the southern Murcia, more clear. In the same way that the onubenses (from Huelva) of the northern Huelva, near Extremadura, their accent is castilian, a castilian more clear (like us), it is not the andalusian acent so closed of southern Huelva

It is very bad to speak without knowing

gallerie9 Oct 11th 2007 1:03 am

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OK
the site for our clasees is
http://clicknlearn.net
We follow this and then she gives us situations to use the language.
It worked my OH got it and I realy enjoyed the class.

SueG Oct 11th 2007 1:28 am

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Originally Posted by gallerie9 (Post 5412905)
OK
the site for our clasees is
http://clicknlearn.net
We follow this and then she gives us situations to use the language.
It worked my OH got it and I realy enjoyed the class.

Hi, I can't get into the site any bright ideas - I have downloaded the flashplayer?:(

gallerie9 Oct 11th 2007 2:24 am

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Originally Posted by SueG (Post 5412968)
Hi, I can't get into the site any bright ideas - I have downloaded the flashplayer?:(

I didnt try till we got home no problem just typed in clicknlearn and got to it straight away.

XTreme Oct 11th 2007 2:35 am

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Originally Posted by sonofspain1973 (Post 5412276)
I suppose that you receive a pension of the british government by abnormal or moron

No....I actually have a business in Spain! All fully legit....I pay my social security, tax, and IVA etc.


Originally Posted by sonofspain1973 (Post 5412276)
But I should admit that when you called us bastards that got me a lot the attention

As I said earlier....the phrase I used was bastardised the language. Try and get a grown-up who speaks better English to explain it to you.


Originally Posted by sonofspain1973 (Post 5412276)
With all my respects to the welsh, that they won't be as you, certainly

No....we pretty much all have the same lack of tolerance for forum trolls.


Originally Posted by sonofspain1973 (Post 5412276)
please I request to you that you close the mouth,

I believe that authority belongs to the moderators. So you'll just have to suck it up my man!


Originally Posted by sonofspain1973 (Post 5412276)
It is very bad to speak without knowing

Yes.....but I'm a bad man. Bad to the bone in fact! And I'm on an eyeball popping, white knuckle ride into oblivion.

Just so your trolling wasn't in vain.....I have a question for your Spanish alter ego.
Wifebeating was apparently legal in Spain up to 1975.....what's all that about then?

Mitzyboy Oct 11th 2007 2:41 am

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Originally Posted by sonofspain1973 (Post 5412276)
I have seen the message by pure chance. I don't have the most minimum interest in looking your messages, also of the all time that I take here, I have not still maintained, nor of far, a normal conversation with you. I suppose that you receive a pension of the british government by abnormal or moron :)

But I should admit that when you called us bastards that got me a lot the attention, because in more than an occasion I have read as some englishmen, for example, they call bastard or people of doubtful origin to the welsh. For that reason I asked it to you

With all my respects to the welsh, that they won't be as you, certainly

And of course, if you don't know the accents in Spain, in this case Murcia, please I request to you that you close the mouth, because I am of the north of Murcia (my population is not very far from Albacete) and our accent is totally different to the murcianos of the southern Murcia, more clear. In the same way that the onubenses (from Huelva) of the northern Huelva, near Extremadura, their accent is castilian, a castilian more clear (like us), it is not the andalusian acent so closed of southern Huelva

It is very bad to speak without knowing

Hi

Please accept that you may misunderstand a little of what is said on here, especially some of what is meant in a humerous way.

Also, you're not Spanish are you ... where are you from?

XTreme Oct 11th 2007 3:05 am

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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 5413179)
Hi

Please accept that you may misunderstand a little of what is said on here, especially some of what is meant in a humerous way.

Also, you're not Spanish are you ... where are you from?

Jon....you know as well as I do who's behind this charade! The accomplice should make themselves known soon.
What a pitiful life some people have!

SueG Oct 11th 2007 4:44 am

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Originally Posted by gallerie9 (Post 5413125)
I didnt try till we got home no problem just typed in clicknlearn and got to it straight away.

Got into the home page then couldn't get any further:(

gallerie9 Oct 11th 2007 6:08 am

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Originally Posted by SueG (Post 5413579)
Got into the home page then couldn't get any further:(

got flash player Yes, then just press enter. ill send you the link we have ok sound funny I got our friend on it this afternnon no probs.
Ok
Sharon


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