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your site is it real-spain.co.uk ??

bed this early, on a Friday, not the Andalucian way hun

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for some reason it tells me you have replied but I cant see it, quite annoying, was a 15 min wait last time

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I know the Huescar crowd .... Pete, Bob, Karen etc ..... I was down there earlier in the year to see them but Xtreme couldn't be bothered to get out of bed as he said he had flu ..... he's such a wimp!

Stayed in a Cave round the back of Huescar owned by Angel, we went to the Curry Cave with Karen

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Yeh....and you puked up down Karen's cleavage too. Sick freak!

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Xtreme

Do you say that you have never been in spanish class... but do you know how to speak spanish? Where are you from?

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I can string one or two words together if necessary. I did make a public announcement in the Chemists the other week that I was a lesbian....and I only went in there for Ibuprofen actually. Still....we've all done it! :confused:

Where am I from? South Wales!
My accent is very different to most of the other Brits in Spain (as a few here will verify).....that doesn't help me to learn the language, but it does mean that the sounds in the Spanish language that are difficult to most Brits are quite natural to me cos they're also contained in the Welsh language.
So I can admit to lesbianism in a totally authentic manner. Which is nice! :)

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It is not necessary that you are justified with me if you are a lesbian.
Only I have asked you if you knew spanish and of where you were. As simple as that

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I just needed to get the lesbian thing off my chest.
You know what it's like....you repress the urges for so long....and then you've just got to come out. I'm much happier with myself now that I've openly admitted that I want to have sex with women.
I think the till girls in Carrefour Cartagena would be as good a place to start as any....what do you think? Are they go-ers? :)

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Ok
Had the first to day, Yes totally free no money needed.
There were 12 of us there and more to come.

German and English, the class was held with out us speaking a word of English, the Germans could speak English.

My OH and my friends OH dont speak a lot of spanish but they understood what was being said and they answered the questions about there names there ages and what work they did, really well,

It is surprising how much we all knew and how well we did. Barbara the German lady can speak quite a bit of Spanish and helped us with little promts.

We had a good morning and then retired to the local New Tea house its called a Titoria, I think thats how you spell it where we practiced our Spanish with a little English where we did not know the Spanish word.

Up dates we have another class on Thursday and it is being paid for with EEC money which is available to all.

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Yes you are a lesbian! But in Carrefour Finestrat they wear roller skates... so maybe that makes you BI-SKATE curious?

Live with it honey :rofl:

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Them roller skating girls in Carrefour are real hotties! :eek:

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Sorry Xtreme your not butch or pretty enough to be a Lesbian, you lose out again!!!

Try the roller skate thing though i'm up for a laugh :)

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This is surreal :lol:

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Extreme

I have read some message where you say that the " murciano " is the most bastard of the spanish dialects...and the matter causes you a lot of hilarity

That I know, I don't know which is the " dialect murciano ", my language is the spanish, and then you explain to me that it is for you a bastard dialect and why reason this causes you many laughs...

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Sonofspain1973

Please do not take insult at anything that Xtreme says, he has a welsh sense of humour that even the English find hard to understand.

Look up Welsh in your dictionary, Xtreme is 'basterdising' the spanish language when he speaks Spanish. Though your grasp of English is very good, please extend your vocabulary by replying to normal people instead of trying to understand any of Xtreme's posts.

Listening to the Welsh can seriously damage your Education. LOL

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I think you'll find the word I used was "bastardised"....which is used in relation to the way that the Murciano accent has twisted the sounds from the classical Spanish way.
It's not used to say everybody from Murcia is a bastard.....and I can't recall saying how it was hilarious either. Cos it's not.....it's very frustrating to people like us. I mean, why do you all have to end a sentence by dragging out the last word to such an extent that you sound as if you're a balloon that's deflating? :lol:
And frankly it's pretty odd behaviour on your part to go searching through all my old posts at a time when most normal Spanish guys of your age would be out "Livin' La Vida Loca".
Haven't you got a girlfriend? If you need advice on how to charm and mesmerise Spanish ladies....just ask!
They don't call me the goddam Genetic Jackhammer for nothing you know! :cool:

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I have seen the message by pure chance. I don't have the most minimum interest in looking your messages, also of the all time that I take here, I have not still maintained, nor of far, a normal conversation with you. I suppose that you receive a pension of the british government by abnormal or moron :)

But I should admit that when you called us bastards that got me a lot the attention, because in more than an occasion I have read as some englishmen, for example, they call bastard or people of doubtful origin to the welsh. For that reason I asked it to you

With all my respects to the welsh, that they won't be as you, certainly

And of course, if you don't know the accents in Spain, in this case Murcia, please I request to you that you close the mouth, because I am of the north of Murcia (my population is not very far from Albacete) and our accent is totally different to the murcianos of the southern Murcia, more clear. In the same way that the onubenses (from Huelva) of the northern Huelva, near Extremadura, their accent is castilian, a castilian more clear (like us), it is not the andalusian acent so closed of southern Huelva

It is very bad to speak without knowing

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Hi, I can't get into the site any bright ideas - I have downloaded the flashplayer?:(

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I didnt try till we got home no problem just typed in clicknlearn and got to it straight away.

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No....I actually have a business in Spain! All fully legit....I pay my social security, tax, and IVA etc.

As I said earlier....the phrase I used was bastardised the language. Try and get a grown-up who speaks better English to explain it to you.

No....we pretty much all have the same lack of tolerance for forum trolls.

I believe that authority belongs to the moderators. So you'll just have to suck it up my man!

Yes.....but I'm a bad man. Bad to the bone in fact! And I'm on an eyeball popping, white knuckle ride into oblivion.

Just so your trolling wasn't in vain.....I have a question for your Spanish alter ego.
Wifebeating was apparently legal in Spain up to 1975.....what's all that about then?

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Hi

Please accept that you may misunderstand a little of what is said on here, especially some of what is meant in a humerous way.

Also, you're not Spanish are you ... where are you from?

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Jon....you know as well as I do who's behind this charade! The accomplice should make themselves known soon.
What a pitiful life some people have!

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Got into the home page then couldn't get any further:(

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got flash player Yes, then just press enter. ill send you the link we have ok sound funny I got our friend on it this afternnon no probs.
Ok
Sharon

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Works for me, how did the little guy know my name was Juan ?

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Sorted thanks very much.:thumbsup: