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XTreme May 31st 2008 6:31 am

Spanish Brothels!
 
Someone was telling me this week that they're everywhere in Spain....even in little towns!

And allegedly most Spanish men (at some time or another) have visited them!

Obviously this type of mindset is totally lost on me.....having to pay for it? You're having a laugh....goddam bitches would be queueing up for me if they had the chance!

And what about the Brit men here who are swallowing Viagra like Smarties at every opportunity. Shit.....I wish I could take a pill to make the damn thing go down....I'm bloody fed up with getting jammed in all these turnstiles and revolving doors!

Anyway....you got any whore houses in your part of the world? Any of you visited them? Or even better.....name and shame some Brit saddo who has! :thumbsup:

DebsyW May 31st 2008 6:36 am

Re: Spanish Brothels!
 

Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 6419486)
Someone was telling me this week that they're everywhere in Spain....even in little towns!

And allegedly most Spanish men (at some time or another) have visited them!

Obviously this type of mindset is totally lost on me.....having to pay for it? You're having a laugh....goddam bitches would be queueing up for me if they had the chance!

And what about the Brit men here who are swallowing Viagra like Smarties at every opportunity. Shit.....I wish I could take a pill to make the damn thing go down....I'm bloody fed up with getting jammed in all these turnstiles and revolving doors!

Anyway....you got any whore houses in your part of the world? Any of you visited them? Or even better.....name and shame some Brit saddo who has! :thumbsup:

Is that the name for a female donkey??
I`m not in Spain... but there was a brothel in our village. Nobody knew!! (other than clients of course). Mother and her daughters... classy.

I`m not a bloke... but if I was I think I would steer clear... could come away with more than you bargain for..

Wendy Nesbeth May 31st 2008 6:41 am

Re: Spanish Brothels!
 
When you see what is called a "Night Club" here in Spain, it is a brothel, & what about the roundabout girls ??????

Wendy x

XTreme May 31st 2008 6:47 am

Re: Spanish Brothels!
 
I've heard about the roundabout girls in Torre.....but are they everywhere? We don't even have a roundabout in this town!

Same Difference May 31st 2008 7:34 am

Re: Spanish Brothels!
 

Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 6419486)
Someone was telling me this week that they're everywhere in Spain....even in little towns!

And allegedly most Spanish men (at some time or another) have visited them!

Obviously this type of mindset is totally lost on me.....having to pay for it? You're having a laugh....goddam bitches would be queueing up for me if they had the chance!

And what about the Brit men here who are swallowing Viagra like Smarties at every opportunity. Shit.....I wish I could take a pill to make the damn thing go down....I'm bloody fed up with getting jammed in all these turnstiles and revolving doors!

Anyway....you got any whore houses in your part of the world? Any of you visited them? Or even better.....name and shame some Brit saddo who has! :thumbsup:


You are obsessed with sex you are!!! :lol:

rugbymatt May 31st 2008 7:40 am

Re: Spanish Brothels!
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6419683)
You are obsessed with sex you are!!! :lol:

Prolly 'cos he is the best at it, and all women want him, and his cock is so big, and he is good and stuff.....

Same Difference May 31st 2008 7:43 am

Re: Spanish Brothels!
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6419706)
Prolly 'cos he is the best at it, and all women want him, and his cock is so big, and he is good and stuff.....

and the donkeys want it too!!

rugbymatt May 31st 2008 7:47 am

Re: Spanish Brothels!
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6419724)
and the donkeys want it too!!

how could I have forgotten the bloody donkeys!

XTreme May 31st 2008 7:52 am

Re: Spanish Brothels!
 
Don´t diss my ass!

Same Difference May 31st 2008 8:01 am

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6419744)
how could I have forgotten the bloody donkeys!

Im surprised Matt.........everyone knows he goes for the donkey before the women!! :lol:

DebsyW May 31st 2008 8:12 am

Re: Spanish Brothels!
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6419784)
Im surprised Matt.........everyone knows he goes for the donkey before the women!! :lol:

Hey SD.... I thought that you were out tonight.... hence the probs with BGT and Nancy...???????

Wendy Nesbeth May 31st 2008 8:15 am

Re: Spanish Brothels!
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6419706)
Prolly 'cos he is the best at it, and all women want him, and his cock is so big, and he is good and stuff.....

Do you have to be so uncouth?

Wendy xx

Optimus Prime May 31st 2008 8:16 am

Re: Spanish Brothels!
 
Spanish brothels are more commonly known by Brits as "Bag houses".

Optimus Prime May 31st 2008 8:16 am

Re: Spanish Brothels!
 

Originally Posted by Wendy Nesbeth (Post 6419826)
Do you have to be so uncouth?

Wendy xx

You don't know how lucky you are...usually he posts pics to prove his point.

leighbloke May 31st 2008 8:20 am

Re: Spanish Brothels!
 
When we were on a lads golfing do in Marbella, a couple of years ago a few of us innocently went into a "night club" - no I didn't - but I did go for a look at the facilities.
In retrospect I thought the drinks were quite cheap, the birds rough, and the whole place tacky - but one guy got his pocket picked, we reckon while one of the ladies was sat on his lap, and left about 200 euro lighter.


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