Originally Posted by HBG

Well, I can't resist it and will probably get into more trouble. You say that I know what used to go on. I certainly do.

I've seen acts of bravery that would make your head spin. To list them here would take forever. I'm sure they're on Google somewhere.

A really good pal of mine died recently. He had 24 commendations for bravery and some medals to go with it. If any member of the great British public was ever in trouble when he was around, they could rest assured that he would lay down his life for them.

(I don't like being morose and would advise the troublemaker who started this thread to sell his pub in that beautiful part of the UK and buy one in Els Poblets, the German crossroads among the orange groves of Denia. 'Bei Stuart' would be a lovely name for it, but he would have to learn German).

Originally Posted by stuboy

I might do that one day. As for troublemaker, thats a bit harsh.

Originally Posted by HBG

I was jesting, about both. If you do want to try it in Spain, go big, get a Spanish partner and open a disco or entertainment venue in a place like Benidorm.

You'll have a load of hassle, but at least you're getting paid for it. You might have to pay Sticky Vicky 100 Euros for her half-hour slot, which you'll take back in ten minutes.