Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 9903797)

I often wonder if the posters who ask about jobs or business opportunities on BE look on employment and business sites too, or just come here.

Because that is where I would start, and get the info out of the horses mouth, instead of coming on here and getting the info out of the horses arse.
;)

Originally Posted by Lushdaddy (Post 9904347)

You are one of the biggest horeses arses on here.. Keep spain to yourself mister selfish. Nobody else deserves to move here unless they are fluent spanish, eat gold for breakfast and ride ponies in gym class. Some of us live in the real world mate. Sorry Jo, hope this wasn't rude. I will try in the future to be less rude. I promise.:fingerscrossed: :)

Originally Posted by Lushdaddy (Post 9904347)

You are one of the biggest horeses arses on here.. Keep spain to yourself mister selfish. Nobody else deserves to move here unless they are fluent spanish, eat gold for breakfast and ride ponies in gym class. Some of us live in the real world mate. Sorry Jo, hope this wasn't rude. I will try in the future to be less rude. I promise.:fingerscrossed: :)

Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 9904921)

At the risk of getting everyones back up, we dont need anymore "bottom feeders"...........we have enough of our own and imported ones from poorer countries scraping around for any old thing to earn a crust.

Originally Posted by avocados (Post 9904999)

Talking out of your bum as usual, does that make you a "bottom feeder" ?!!

Your spanish nationality makes no difference to the validity of your knowledge. It's very clear to even a blind man, the spanish spend endless hours, talking complete carp amongst themselves.

BTW, there's a huge mass of Spanish out there that have no interest in working, because they can make it easier on the black market or selling drugs, etc. Let's face it, my OH as a Funcionario is at the rock face and gets a very good feel for what really is going on and not the rantings of the clueless.

Anyway, I'm not even going to attempt to educate the ignorant amongst us, but the following FACT should be of interest to everyone posting on here.

The Policia Local in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria (pop about 500,000) are trying to fill 71 positions. One might think with such high unemployment, that would be an easy task. Sadly not.
They could only pass 30 people, as the rest were too IGNORANT, UNEDUCATED AND STUPID to pass a spelling test.

These are probably the same people with whom our token spanish poster on BE spends his time talking to, lol.

Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 9905243)

It would be interesting to hear what the conditions of the job would be, as there was a thread about starting a business who was "thinking of employing someone on a commision only basis" the other day.

You know the type who dont have enough faith in their own products/services, that they cant even offer a basic wage, talk about not putting you money where your mouth is.:thumbdown::thumbsup::thumbsup:

Originally Posted by jojojojojo (Post 9905025)

what is a "bottom feeder"???

jo xxx

Originally Posted by Lushdaddy (Post 9905410)

Someone who eats poo I guess. :confused:

Originally Posted by jojojojojo (Post 9905025)

what is a "bottom feeder"???

jo xxx

Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 9905243)

It would be interesting to hear what the conditions of the job would be, as there was a thread about starting a business who was "thinking of employing someone on a commision only basis" the other day.

You know the type who dont have enough faith in their own products/services, that they cant even offer a basic wage, talk about not putting you money where your mouth is.:thumbdown::thumbsup::thumbsup:

Originally Posted by Lushdaddy (Post 9905400)

Oh my days..!! Someone even offering a job and you still pooh pooh the place. Get a grip. Mr flipping perfect. Lol.. :rofl::rofl:

Now I have seen it all, with a capital 'L' on my forehead. :thumbdown:

Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 9905575)

This is what I was talking about:


I don't have any plans for a physical shop front, I was thinking more along the lines of producing a product and marketing it online, then maybe employing someone on a commission-only basis to go out and sell it, or at least setup demos at prospects premises. Sort of thing.





Learn to read English will you, in my post that I quoted above about the person thinking about employing someone if you look properly I dont see how the hell you understand that to be a JOB OFFER¿:confused::o

BTW the business is still in the embrionic stage..........

One would have to be pretty desperate or totally thick to translate that into a serious offer of employment, tell me again :confused:what was that you were saying about pooh, pooh:o

I think you are the one that needs to get a grip, not me

Originally Posted by Lushdaddy (Post 9905707)

Stop sending me pm's that are abusive or I'll report ya. And stop putting messages in that karma mullarky. That's just sad mate. Now who needs to get a grip...!!!;)


I don't really care but people need to know that you're getting a bit personal. Thought you had thick skin bro???

Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 9905735)

ER you seem to have forgotten the abusive pms and sarky karma that you send me, I am repaying you in kind, but of course you dont mention that do you....you make it look all one sided, why I dont know.......well yes I do know...you are going for the sympathy vote........dont worry you already have my sympathy.....:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

And you must admit that the message I send in answer to your weed induced rantings usually just say one word "LOSER."

Originally Posted by Lushdaddy (Post 9905751)

You sent them to me so how can you be paying me back? And to be paying in kind is to pay someone with sexual favours.?:confused: Also JFYI JLFS read my new thread.. Love you... Xxxxx

Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 9905756)

And you didnt start it by sending me sarky karma???? why lie????

I admit it, but you are trying to act all innocent.......WTF cares anyway....

Originally Posted by Lushdaddy (Post 9905770)

Nope, I think you'll find you did it mate.. Why bother trying to lie and making yourself look silly? I'm quite sure moderators can find out who started it. It's like a flipping schoolplayground with you. You are a sad old lady and now I'm going. I won't reply to anymore of your inane posts because you get all weird.. Laters..

Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 9905780)

At 8.07 you wrote the following on another thread, it did not take you long to break your reslove did it? Because at 8.39 you wrote the above crap...
Enough said.....:rofl::rofl:


I realise that in my posts I may have been short with people and sometimes rude. I forgive those that have been rude to me and shall carry on posting on here regardless. However my posts shall not be rude nor offensive, but happy and fun. I hope others can join me in this quest to clean up the computer highways of nasty feelings and bitter comments. Here's to a new era.. (Well, I'll try anyway)

I do not care who reads this and if somebody replies to one of my posts with a taughty or nasty remark they shall get no reply whatsoever. Remember flowers. Happy happy happy...

Originally Posted by jojojojojo (Post 9905818)

The point is, who do you think is interested in reading any of these posts?? No! so maybe stick to the offensive PMs. Maybe add water with it, there does seem to be a pattern!!

Jo xxx

Originally Posted by Lushdaddy (Post 9905848)

I don't think anybody is bothered. I think people are put off by it. What shall I do?

Originally Posted by jojojojojo (Post 9905434)

...... not someone who eats with their bottom then??????:blink::confused:

Jo xxx

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 9906130)

Thanks to some of you (you know who you are) for really screwing up another new posters thread ..... they were obviously too scared to come back and I'm p!ssed off because at this time of night I had to trawl through it and move all the crap.

If you want to screw threads up then do it in here. Leave genuine threads alone. Don't be dicks on other peoples threads.

Thank you

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 9909820)

Can we be dicks on our own threads? I'm asking for a friend.

Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 9909830)

Could you please clarify?

Are you asking the question about the Dick thread on behalf of a friend?

Or are you asking for somone to be your buddy?

:D;):D;)

Originally Posted by Lushdaddy (Post 9910441)

Can't believe you have the nerve to joke about this when you were one of the dicks in the first place. What a dick.