.....and dolls.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...doll-trip.html

Wonder what his Mrs gets up to during his trips ?

I'm lost for words.

At least he won't have to put up with any grief from the passenger seat, or "Where the hell have you been", when he lands back in pissed from the Pub.

On the other hand pushing them around the hotel in a bloody wheelchair,...well, not a lot you can say really.

Wonder if they're any good in bed ?

Watched a programme about these dolls and their owners on C4 (says it all really lol) fascinating but seriously weird, most of the men surprisingly enough were complete oddballs. There is also a woman that can makes baby dolls to look identical to a real child if sent a photograph, she bakes a basic one in the oven then moulds and paints its face. One woman had one made of her grandson who had moved to Oz, she had a carseat, took it out for walks etc. It even had a an immitation heartbeat

And he will save money on flights by just deflating her, and popping her in his case.

Yeah, I saw that one. I found it frankly disturbing.

Talking about funny folk!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWFq-v7TKdQ

Brilliant. That guy is a star turn, or may I even suggest Genius.

Not sure what the tourists will make of him, not to mention the Jocks.

There's about three other parts on the same page, much in the same vein.