Or maybe he is one of these fairground guys

I can just see him taking a fiver for a ride on the waltzers

No Sam, nothing got to me, I was worried I was talking to a complete cretin, as nothing she says makes any sense - I've never heard of a "kebab sellers car" - but if I have one it must be good.
She can't seem to answer a question, and she's a mate of yours!! That's why I think she wants to stalk me, use me for her sexual gratification and then poison my Shandy - you've probably twisted her to do your dirty work. You're like the chief Witch in the "Doggy Cackle".

Ive just seen your photo........I forgive you for everything you have said

I was gonna be nice...

Don't want any jiggy! Stuff...


Nice you are back xx

Why?

Of course you forgive me, now you've seen what I look like, you'll do anything to get me into bed!!

Seen your car, which obviously you borrowed!

Nowt else! One thinks!

Did I borrow it because I don't sell kebabs for a living or another reason?

Oh no, now Sam has seen my pic - I think she'll start to treat me much better!!

I think I am going to ... PMSL!

I will have garlic, chilli, and hold the tomatoes on mine!

Well he is male.....