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Pam Sarky Jun 14th 2007 7:30 am

Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
 

Originally Posted by jandy44 (Post 4915374)
Oh wonderfull,cooked a nice dinner ,hes spent thirteen hrs working in the rain,not hit the pop yet :ohmy:wont be long though,Andy,s catching up with F1 he did not have time to watch :eek: the news said it is going to rain rain and more rain till SAT.:eek::curse:

At least he is home now and AWAKE :D Have a nice evening and just to let you know the weather here is cloud and rain till Sunday.

montgomail Jun 14th 2007 7:31 am

Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
 

Originally Posted by jandy44 (Post 4915374)
Oh wonderfull,cooked a nice dinner ,hes spent thirteen hrs working in the rain,not hit the pop yet :ohmy:wont be long though,Andy,s catching up with F1 he did not have time to watch :eek: the news said it is going to rain rain and more rain till SAT.:eek::curse:

Pretty grim here too, in Northampton. My poor dog hates the thunder, so I'm putting in a moan and groan on his behalf.

jandy44 Jun 14th 2007 7:32 am

Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 4915343)
OK it is time to evaluate the situation that you were in.


So stop feeling so sorry for yourself and start gloating.

End of sermon, end of misery and beginning of a whole new role in life.

Rosemary

:rofl::rofl::rofl: Brill ,well said PMSL ,got to go and change :thumbsup:

Rosemary Jun 14th 2007 7:42 am

Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 4914973)
STOP IGNORING MY MISERY :D

I understand that you locked yourself out.

I understand that you have a sore nose.

You pick a lock.

Or

You pick your nose.

Obviously you have muddle these two and consequently have a very sore nose.

Repeat after me,
I pick a LOCK with a lock pick, I pick my NOSE with my finger.
I pick a LOCK with a lock pick, I pick my NOSE with my finger.
I pick a LOCK with a lock pick, I pick my NOSE with my finger.

If you say this enough you should be alright in the future.

Graham

Pam Sarky Jun 14th 2007 7:44 am

Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 4915481)
I understand that you locked yourself out.

I understand that you have a sore nose.

You pick a lock.

Or

You pick your nose.

Obviously you have muddle these two and consequently have a very sore nose.

Repeat after me,
I pick a LOCK with a lock pick, I pick my NOSE with my finger.
I pick a LOCK with a lock pick, I pick my NOSE with my finger.
I pick a LOCK with a lock pick, I pick my NOSE with my finger.

If you say this enough you should be alright in the future.

Graham

I am beginning to think you two have had an afternoon on the sangria :lol::rofl:

Rosemary Jun 14th 2007 7:50 am

Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
 

Originally Posted by sam parky (Post 4915492)
I am beginning to think you two have had an afternoon on the sangria :lol::rofl:

Sangria does not fuel our posts, one glass of wine with our meal, but that is all.

Sangria in the afternoon, now that is a thought, would it help us with our posts or not that is a million dollar question as I tend to drop off to sleep if I have any more than a glass of wine and OH is not much better.

AH!! see the logic now . if we have Sangria we would sleep and not post!!!!!

Rosemary

Rosemary Jun 14th 2007 8:02 am

Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
 
What is the world coming to.

A fellow member of BE, a MOD at that requests a response from us lesser mortals.

People respond and what do they get in return? THEY GET IGNORED:

No more Mr and Mrs Nice caring about people on BE, it is Mr and Mrs NAsty from now on.

Rosemary

Rosemary Jun 14th 2007 8:07 am

Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 4915595)
What is the world coming to.

A fellow member of BE, a MOD at that requests a response from us lesser mortals.

People respond and what do they get in return? THEY GET IGNORED:

No more Mr and Mrs Nice caring about people on BE, it is Mr and Mrs NAsty from now on.

Rosemary

No we cannot be like that, we genuinely feel really, really sorry for you Mitz and suggest that you type nose sling in on Google. Some very fetching face gear can be had.

Rosemary

Mitzyboy Jun 14th 2007 8:16 am

Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
 
I'm being mis represented
1) You locked yourself out - very careless
No I didn't ....read the thread
2) You spent the time by the pool - comfortable and pleasant as far Jandy is concerned
Had no choice under circumstances .... only place ...... under parasol in the shade, did no good still got burned
3) You had the ability and the number to phone the bank - well planned and very, very sensible
Yes I'm like that
4) You did not realise that the carpenteria was a locksmith - ignorance is not an excuse
I called a lock smith via my bank help line and a carpenter came
5) You expect the BE forum to react to your Misery - stupidity of the first order to expect anything from any of us.
I'll go and lock myself in a dark room then .... and I thought you were such nice people
So after careful consideration you are found to be in the category of the stupid, the sensible, ignorant and careless but on the other hand you have made one person in the UK very jealous of you plight.
Not guilty m' lud

Rosemary Jun 14th 2007 9:32 am

Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 4915688)
I'm being mis represented
1) You locked yourself out - very careless
No I didn't ....read the thread
2) You spent the time by the pool - comfortable and pleasant as far Jandy is concerned
Had no choice under circumstances .... only place ...... under parasol in the shade, did no good still got burned
3) You had the ability and the number to phone the bank - well planned and very, very sensible
Yes I'm like that
4) You did not realise that the carpenteria was a locksmith - ignorance is not an excuse
I called a lock smith via my bank help line and a carpenter came
5) You expect the BE forum to react to your Misery - stupidity of the first order to expect anything from any of us.
I'll go and lock myself in a dark room then .... and I thought you were such nice people
So after careful consideration you are found to be in the category of the stupid, the sensible, ignorant and careless but on the other hand you have made one person in the UK very jealous of you plight.
Not guilty m' lud

We are nice people and that is why we responded to your cry for attention.
Sorry was it the wrong attention?
We found a new role for you and you have not taken it up.
Sorry if you do not want to find alternative employment.
We analysed the situation in order to gain a clear picture.
Sorry if you feel that the analysis left you digruntled.

We found you a medical aid and that we think is probably the kindest thing anyone could have done.

But do you appreciate our efforts NO YOU DO NOT so now we are sad and disgruntled too. Is there a Club for disgruntled people in the area? No, No we do not mean the Clubs that are on all the main routes around the area - should have said group really.

Hope your nose feels better soon.

Rosemary

Rosemary Jun 14th 2007 9:34 am

Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 4916022)
We are nice people and that is why we responded to your cry for attention.
Sorry was it the wrong attention?
We found a new role for you and you have not taken it up.
Sorry if you do not want to find alternative employment.
We analysed the situation in order to gain a clear picture.
Sorry if you feel that the analysis left you digruntled.

We found you a medical aid and that we think is probably the kindest thing anyone could have done.

But do you appreciate our efforts NO YOU DO NOT so now we are sad and disgruntled too. Is there a Club for disgruntled people in the area? No, No we do not mean the Clubs that are on all the main routes around the area - should have said group really.

Hope your nose feels better soon.

Rosemary

Just noticed that we are the only two people on here.

Are we sad or what?


Where is everyone?

Is it football, TV or what?

Rosemary

jdr Jun 14th 2007 9:40 am

Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 4916027)
Just noticed that we are the only two people on here.

Are we sad or what?


Where is everyone?

Is it football, TV or what?

Rosemary

Britain has talent ;-) Paul Potts HERE click the link, he is through to the final.

Rosemary Jun 14th 2007 9:43 am

Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
 

Originally Posted by jdr (Post 4916046)
Britain has talent ;-) Paul Potts HERE click the link, he is through to the final.

Final of what?

Not TV people so most things pass us by.

Rosemary

jandy44 Jun 14th 2007 9:49 am

Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 4916027)
Just noticed that we are the only two people on here.

Are we sad or what?


Where is everyone?

Is it football, TV or what?

Rosemary

Fraid not,Im still here,just about,if you are having the same TV as us in Spain then Sam will have her eyes only on Simon :wub: and I think Mitzy has gone to the dark room:ohmy:if you cant take a joke,dont know about everyone else,am I sad also?? and Im off to bed soon,Andy,s up at 04:45 :eek: its also bloody raining :eek:

jdr Jun 14th 2007 9:50 am

Re: The "Moan, Groan, Whinge & Complain" thread
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 4916056)
Final of what?

Not TV people so most things pass us by.

Rosemary

Britain has talent.... they are auditioning all over UK for an act to go to the royal variety concert. Click on the link in the first post in the thread that I linked to. Magic and just as good tonight.


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