Got called to my neighbours house yesterday afternoon, apparantly his birthday. Non stop drinking for 9 hours, not good.

It became apparant during the evening that one of the guests was a French hairdresser and as more and more alcohol was consumed it was clear that he was intent on chopping my ponytail off.

Suffice it to say that I am still "your hippiness" (as Redlippe just called me) but it was a close call.

You need to stay away from those French hairdresser types.....they are NOT to be trusted.....especially with scissors

He could bloody drink though, I only got up about 3.30 pm and I am just beginning to recover
Glad I dont do that too often

If this thread doesn't make xtreme post nothing will!!

Just goes to prove, even drunk Frenchmen have more sense of style than an aged Brit?

Do you have a ponytail so Matt has something to hold onto?

Someone has nicked his bike.
He has been learning how to free run, he is on the end of this vid

'ere ............ less of the aged

Oy, leave my fav hippie mod alone!

I am so glad you're still with it - would hate you to lose your strength - imagine all the things you couldn't do anymore

You know something we don't then.

I unashamedly suck up to Mitzy and have for months now - it is common knowledge why

Because you are mad?

No, because the poor man has to moderate the most difficult forum on this board and he does it superbly.

If this carries on I may have to use my first ever smilie!

I wish there was a "nobber" smilie

Put it to the powers that be in the Feedback forum